Santa Claus Posted February 26, 2002 Share Posted February 26, 2002 just cause its funny: a group of prep/jock/bro's from my school started going to shows lately. and well, my friends and i couldnt help but notice the meatheads showing up on our turf. i feel its fair game to point it out, considering i think its pretty funny when i show up at a basketball game, cause hey, i dont care about sports. so anyway, i guess they caught wind of the fact that we were calling them bros, and heres a quote from the captain of the football team: "if anyone calls me a bro, i'll kick there ass." now my question is this: if im put in the situation where dude wants to fight, should i: 1. pull out my knife and tell him "i'll cut you good" 2. laugh a lot and say, ok, bro, kick my ass. 3. try to break his jaw with techniques learned from my thread about how to break jaws. i dont really care what your answer is, i just threw that in to make this interactive. the end. im bored as fuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted February 26, 2002 Share Posted February 26, 2002 i'd go for "kick my ass"... how's security there? make sure a security gaurd is close by, say it, and put yer hands above yer head.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted February 26, 2002 Share Posted February 26, 2002 go for the nuts. or juse use the jaw breaker trick/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Santa Claus Posted February 26, 2002 Author Share Posted February 26, 2002 well, i figure, the humor points gained from being in a situation where the capt of the football team threatens to kick my ass is enough to actually get my ass kicked. especially after saying, "if anyone calls me a bro, i'll kick there ass." i dig the irony in that sentence. maybe irony isnt the right word. i'll stop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted February 26, 2002 Share Posted February 26, 2002 personally, i think it's a bad idea to get in fights at yer club... you want it to stay open don't you? but if just one guy is swinging, and security kicks his ass, then it doesn't count against the club... and, no... irony is a great word. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Santa Claus Posted February 26, 2002 Author Share Posted February 26, 2002 oh no no no, this shit wouldnt go down in the club. at school most definately. although i know nothing will come of this anyway, but i know enough not to fight at any of the local venues...theyre TEEN centers that have enough shit heads to deal with.. and irony it is....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MR BOJANGLES Posted February 26, 2002 Share Posted February 26, 2002 NOBODY BUT ZACKATTACK AND IRIS CAN STEP INTO MY GLAMROCK SCENE...i hate jocks, for real...get your boys and toss them back to the sauna room. (if youre down enough...security will look the other way. take it from me ;) ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted February 26, 2002 Share Posted February 26, 2002 let him hit you then plot your revenge like in all the 80's movies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Luv Roo Posted February 26, 2002 Share Posted February 26, 2002 Since when did 'bro' become a degrading term? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crso Posted February 26, 2002 Share Posted February 26, 2002 what's up bro? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted February 26, 2002 Share Posted February 26, 2002 Originally posted by T.T Boy go for the nuts. or juse use the jaw breaker trick/ Naww...too risky tt...those captian football types all have small penises.. Known fact...if you run around slapping peoples asses and bragging about how you fuck chicks all the time..Your gay and small... :idea: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted February 26, 2002 Share Posted February 26, 2002 cut his ass and run Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted February 26, 2002 Share Posted February 26, 2002 just fuck his girlfriend, then savour every last minute of that ass-whoopin' with a big grin on your face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted February 26, 2002 Share Posted February 26, 2002 simple... you seem to think that they are 'invading your space'. Dont risk getting banned from a place you often frequent. That's like stabbing yourself. If they start shit, just play 'higher ground'. You were there first. ...and the best option... just accept that these people will do anything they think will get them laid, and if they're moving in on your 'turf', you must be in the right spot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted February 26, 2002 Share Posted February 26, 2002 haha...when I was in highschool some of my friends came to see a band of mine play. The show was nuts off the hizzy crazy metal...blah blah blah...some girls I knew brought thier jock boyfriends and after the show they said thier boyfriends didn't want them talking to me because I am a bad influence...Whats wrong with smashing your face into the stage until your bleeding and spitting blood? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DITDxCULT Posted February 26, 2002 Share Posted February 26, 2002 can you see the sunset from the south side? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strizzy Posted February 26, 2002 Share Posted February 26, 2002 kill him, but make it look like a suicide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoney Blaze Posted February 26, 2002 Share Posted February 26, 2002 Assuming he's bigger than you are, Throw your hands up, move close to him and exclaim: "i don't want to fight you bro!" You'r hand in the air is now cocked to shoot. Bring which ever hand you feel most comfortable breaking his jaw with down on him before you even finish your sentence. This element of surprise always works on a bigger dude. Then proceed to rib kickin'. This has been a public service announcement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GoBiloe Posted February 27, 2002 Share Posted February 27, 2002 THE GYM IS NEUTRAL TERRITORY. REMEMBER THAT, AND ARI WILL BE THERE TO SAVE YOU. YEAH, YOU PROLLY DON'T KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT where's the thread about how to break jaws? i was looking for it, couldn't find shit. thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted February 27, 2002 Share Posted February 27, 2002 how to break someone's jaw... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TOY Posted February 27, 2002 Share Posted February 27, 2002 Originally posted by DITDxCULT can you see the sunset from the south side? well its just as good on the north side. i dont remember exactly what pny boy said but i know they solved their problems with a rumble. meet up in a field and beat the shit out of each other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted February 27, 2002 Share Posted February 27, 2002 Originally posted by Santa Claus 2. laugh a lot and say, ok, bro, kick my ass. thats the best one right there....from my experience 95% of people are too pussy to actually follow up on shit talking, ive mouthed off to quite a few wanna be tough guys, some who i knew couldnt do a damn thing and some i thought could trounce me....so far though i havent been touched (5% have come very close though) and usually just end up getting a pissed off/ smashed ego stare when i start smirking at them. point being smart ass remarks are funny, it pisses people off, sometimes it calls their bluff and on occasion it can get you an ass beating, overall though its funny and if they punk out on their threats it leaves you looking a lot cooler than if you had hauled off and punched them..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted February 27, 2002 Share Posted February 27, 2002 well, I think you're just a closet case. Perhaps, you're actually jealous about the 'communal showers' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C-O-K PBScru Posted February 27, 2002 Share Posted February 27, 2002 PONY BOY IS THE SHIT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comp Posted February 27, 2002 Share Posted February 27, 2002 So i'm going to give a little background information to the whole "bros at shows" scenario. The deal is there's this one ultra popular guy who's pretty cool who got into Dave Mathews 2 years ago. This was a strange departure from the Wu-Tang Clan that everyone was listening to at the time, this year, everyone decides they love Dave Mathews and they think they can decipher musical artistry. From Dave Mathews they start to play guitar, all of them, always. There is always a meathead struggling to play "Crash" in the hallways during break in their relentless quest to get girls. So now they think they love acoustic guitar music because they want to get girls. So they think "hey, i'l listen to rock and or roll, i'll go to a local concert" so one or two of them say "hey let's go see waxwing" so they do. We see them there and one of my friends say to the all star ultra quarterback "hey you came, who are you here to see?" and then QB says "uh....wax.....wing i think" then he kinda looked around for his friends because he felt way out of place because he was just there to be cool like all of his friends. So we were like "who invited the brodeo?" and i guess they were offended. Later they said "but taylor is the epitome of the concert goer" taylor is a piece of shit that doesn' go to shows ever and is considered this because he has dirty hair. This stopped making sense and is just stupid. oh well. http://www.artbell.com/img/chupa3.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted February 27, 2002 Share Posted February 27, 2002 ^ i hear you ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted February 27, 2002 Share Posted February 27, 2002 hahahahahaha!!!!! brodeo.... hahahoo... man... i'm outta breath now... ahh, hahahahahahahahahahaha!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Mang Posted February 27, 2002 Share Posted February 27, 2002 punch his girlfriend and run. there was this couple that would always be behind me after lunch in the stairwell. they'd always say shot to me and laugh. i wanted to punch the guy's girlfriend right in front of him and then kick his ass. that'd be legendary. but then i got my lunch switched. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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