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garcia_vega

would you pay 20$ to throw a midget down a flight of stairs

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i just watched midget wrestling and it reminded me of something--when my friend was in mexico, this midget said if he gave him 20 u.s. dollars, my friend could throw him down a flight of stairs. so he did it--he threw that midget right down like 13 stairs and thought it was hilarious. i don't really think i'd be into that. what do you guys think?

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i think id just go "whats that?' and when he turned around id kick him in the ass down the stairs. we all know midgets arms are to short to box.

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see its really just a trick. because midgets are small they reach terminal velocity way faster than a regular sized human therefore it hurts them alot less. you got jipped man.

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Guest MR BOJANGLES

if i was drunk, that shit would be funny as fuck.

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Yes I would.

But I would bargain. That's kinda steep. You could get a hooker in TJ and a room for 30 bones. So tossing a midget for 20? I would get his midget girlfriend to strip also.

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Guest Eski

i would take that midget and i would throw him down those stairs , how many times on your life are you going to get to throw a midget down stairs? id seize that opporutnity lickety split

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Guest willy.wonka

throw a wee-man down a flight of stairs for $20?

nah.......i'd pay him to bobmynob though...

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Guest HAL

This is fucking supid. I'm glad to see times have changed so much and midgets have been elevated above sideshow status. You guys also gonna buy some black folks to pick cotton on your plantations?

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Guest Eski

yes but this midgets offering , its not like going around throwing midgets down stairs willy nilly , he asked therefore he shall recieve

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o yea--i forgot to mention the midget had a body guard, because i'm sure he had planned that people would try to throw him without paying. the bodyguard was this huge burly mexican dude with a jheri curl and a soccer shirt. and let me clarify once again, this is not me throwing the midget, it's a friend of mine. and the midget approached them on the street and asked if they would be interested in throwing him down some stairs. that's what i think is fucking hilarious--picture a midget walking up to you on the street saying "hey, if you give me 20 bucks you can throw me down some stairs"

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Guest im not witty

my heart goes out to midgets because they really do get exploited, but if he asked me if i wanted to throw him, i dont think i could say no.

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Kroq... a radio station out here in LA just annoys the shit out of me. They just can't drop the whole midget subject, and they're even trying to find the midget community out here. If they midgets are trying to live in peace with each other, why can't they just fucking leave them alone? It's so fucking lame. Why don't we all just go to Abercrombie and Fitch and find all the frat boys that run this station, point fingers at them, laugh, and smash their heads with their shit beer they call kegs.

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id definitely do that. but no doubt on the bargaining tip.

id grab him by his feet and throw him face first really fucking hard. knock a few teeth out. gotta get your moneys worth, ya heard?

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