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Guest willy.wonka

not for spending on girls though....

im planning on getting this stupid job selling fish to restruants...i get to eat raw fish"pok'e" and 1200$ a month plus commision for every account i get...5:30 am to 1:30 pm every weekday...sat and sun off...

im about to be big pimpin with the fishworks...

 

 

but yes,girls are evil...i know they want money,so when they're with me,i might give'em a treat....everybody wants something they cant have...

 

so guys,fluant your money,dont spend it on women...keep them in check!

 

time,i have all the time in the world

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Guest MR BOJANGLES
Originally posted by Iris

 

 

 

boooooo. you are evil. bojangles punched me in the nose yesterday and wiped a booger on my mouth. THAT is evil.

you shouldnt have stuffed my dirty band-aid in my mouth first toughtguy...p.s. my forearm still hurts from the stairs...(we play rough.)

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Guest MR BOJANGLES

yup, i had her drunk ass in my room by 9:30 p.m. on my birthday a year and a half ago. (you know i love you babe!)

-viva la jagermeister!

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Originally posted by MR BOJANGLES

yup, i had her drunk ass in my room by 9:30 p.m. on my birthday a year and a half ago. (you know i love you babe!)

-viva la jagermeister!

 

are you forgetting that all we did was makeout? and when i left....

his roommates taped it so i have proof.

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Originally posted by Iris

 

are you forgetting that all we did was makeout? and when i left....

his roommates taped it so i have proof.

 

OOOH SHiiiiiiIT SON

 

hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahah thats fucking greeat...

 

AND IM STILL DRINkNG, thouh i just pukef at like 9...weewe

 

MY DATE FOR TONIGh IS 151~

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Guest MR BOJANGLES
Originally posted by Iris

he picked his nose, looked at it and walked back upstairs after i left "to go to the bathroom". it's on the tape.

aint no shame in the game...i had a booger, one of those pinchy ones.

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Guest Pilau Hands

secret, you're one of the best, but that doesn't solve any of my romantic dilemmas. on the plus side though, i actually have dilemmas for the first time in months.

 

salute to alcohol

the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems

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Originally posted by REGULATOR

guys=anal sex

anal sex= evil according to the bible

so i geuss we are evil, the ones that like to go anal that is

 

 

anal=guys? maybe like... gay guys

 

 

 

girls already know men are evil from the first time they found out their man was cheating on them. i bet there isnt one chick in here who hasn't been cheated on.

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Guest --zeSto--
Originally posted by Iris

i bet there isnt one chick in here who hasn't been cheated on.

 

and there hasn't been one guy who hasn't been cheated on too.

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