Jump to content

Elena Delle Donne

Member
  • Posts

    2,108
  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    1

Everything posted by Elena Delle Donne

  1. if your dog is off the leash and runs up on me i am entitled to defend myself. i'll kick the shit out of your dog bro
  2. i'm on the train regretting my career entirely
  3. you got to put in the work young huster, in this game, no one gets the tic tac's for free-ninety-nine... just a little free game on your ass before the jack move, you heard
  4. lmao who hasn't had a ctrl+v situation
  5. got it dirty this week. 300ish miles, pittsburgh to dc
  6. this is so beautiful... this is crust, to me
  7. when elon musk married his first wife he whispered "i am the alpha in this relationship" in her ear on wedding night
  8. in bed about to sleep. i just mounted new off-road tires on my other bike wheelset. feeling dangerous. might ask my girl "what do you get out of this relationship?" and then flip over and act like i'm asleep
  9. this one's a complete waste of time. total garbage. which is sad, because there are a handful of good stories in it — a biracial girl who can't decide whether she fits into a black or white sorority; the existence of a secret greek life society that ruins peoples lives; how femininity and purity are performed for women even more than men — that the director passes on so she can talk about having alopecia. do not watch this shit.
  10. smoked ham is good. the only way i'll consider ham to be honest
  11. pancakes aren't good. neither are waffles.
  12. poat your bank account balance, also yo ur account number and routing number. i need to verify the post.
  13. pooping. got laid off this week and looking for stuff to sell in my apartment
  14. has to be sometimes the ass is too phat and the dick gets lost
  15. a little dehydrated. but no visible piss outside the bottle and that's control. i give it a 7/10.
×
×
  • Create New...