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Everything posted by Elena Delle Donne
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if your dog is off the leash and runs up on me i am entitled to defend myself. i'll kick the shit out of your dog bro
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i'm on the train regretting my career entirely
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you got to put in the work young huster, in this game, no one gets the tic tac's for free-ninety-nine... just a little free game on your ass before the jack move, you heard
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lmao who hasn't had a ctrl+v situation
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this is so beautiful... this is crust, to me
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when elon musk married his first wife he whispered "i am the alpha in this relationship" in her ear on wedding night
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making a night coffee, packing
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in bed about to sleep. i just mounted new off-road tires on my other bike wheelset. feeling dangerous. might ask my girl "what do you get out of this relationship?" and then flip over and act like i'm asleep
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damn. fuck drivers
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this one's a complete waste of time. total garbage. which is sad, because there are a handful of good stories in it — a biracial girl who can't decide whether she fits into a black or white sorority; the existence of a secret greek life society that ruins peoples lives; how femininity and purity are performed for women even more than men — that the director passes on so she can talk about having alopecia. do not watch this shit.
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smoked ham is good. the only way i'll consider ham to be honest
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pancakes aren't good. neither are waffles.
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poat your bank account balance, also yo ur account number and routing number. i need to verify the post.
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[griselda gun adlibs]
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pooping. got laid off this week and looking for stuff to sell in my apartment
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has to be sometimes the ass is too phat and the dick gets lost
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that's the one i know.
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a little dehydrated. but no visible piss outside the bottle and that's control. i give it a 7/10.