BigmouthStrikesAgain

Well I'm not an art critic.

^Ah shit ya on probation for knockin' wack emcees out daily.

You guys know if "inkstar" is a good power source?

Bernie Sanders reads large print books, I know cuz I met him in DC in 2002 and he was blind as a fucking bat. I'm sure he'll probably get voted into the white house anyway.

Alright, another great recipe that ain't too hard to make would be the twice baked potato. If you're new to baking potatoes first thing you need to know is you gotta puncture their skins with either a fork or knife after washing the dirt off them. This will keep them from exploding in the oven while they cook. It'll take maybe between 20 minutes and a half hour for your potatoes to bake in the oven at around 325f. Once the potatoes are cooked remove them and halve with a knife, then use a spoon to gut the skins/shells and put the potato guts in a mixing bowl. You will then be adding sour cream, cheese, perhaps butter, whatever else floats your boat. Mix until nice and creamy smooth and then put back into the potato shells, which will be sitting nicely on a cookie sheet perhaps sprayed with pam for easy removal. Cook at 275-350 for about however long you think to get the cheese melted.

Shingles? You a roofer or a chimney sweep?

Any ya ever met a hobo by the name of Track Mark? I think he's from New Jerusalem.

Well, crackedass, maybe ya just overall shouldn't be writing on other people's property to begin with even if you're even supposedly employed by them anyway. You're still not a fucking Canadian.

Why dontcha just use the shit they use for making lines in a football/soccer field buddy?

Face it, bubba, they got the name from a fucking Blue Oyster Cult song. Ya never even seen the Heavy Metal animated cult classic?

Yeah skateboarding and ollie-ing is cool and all but did you ever wonder why you don't land a lotta tricks every fucking time with the earth's crust creating an electromagnet and all the hardware and shit on your board being magnetic?

Nope.

Anyone here ever build any instruments or do anything with electronics? I've gotten into the guitar building game and while my shit maybe isn't the most "beautiful" to the untrained eye it does sound really nice and I can plug em into an amplifier.

Thread is comedy.

Smashy.

^Oh. That ol real shit.

Ichabod a real nigger. I was walking down the road and saw him hop out of the engine and switch the track. He didn't make any eye contact with me tho cuz u kno i'm just some dude. Keep at it Ichabod.

Personally, the pretzels that have mustard in them already are the way to roll. Buffalo chicken pretzels were even less bullshit. Fuck with them shits. Now, for a nice "recipe" I reccomend spooning some marinara sauce to the inside of a flour tortilla and covering in mozarella and parmesan cheese. Fold in half and place ona square of aluminum foil. Place in oven at 400 for about 11 minutes. Be careful though, it has been known to make guests insane and steal from your house while forgetting their nice gifts that you've chosen to give them.

Any of you guys fuck with LoC they got an album out end of November. Also I noticed Taang has some damn good prices for cassette tapes on their website might be worth checking out. Oh sorry to "necropost" by the way. We'll call it a revival.

Well I'm certainly dissapointed I'm the only Boogie Hands voter on this poll. When something goes wrong do you people yell "Jesus Christ" instead of "Cunt Sucker" or "Piece of shit" or "Shit fucker" and the liking? Cause you're truly selling yourselves short by being polite Christians, people won't know how you actually are by yelling out the Christian Messiah's name.