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Re: random thoughts If you are a girl and have a pet snake or rat i am not fucking with you. Not because i am afraid of them but because there is a reason why we pay people to hunt them down and kill them. You put that shit and your house and feed it and let i crawl all over your stuff? Nope.

Yummy Mommy - m4w (palo alto) You have to be the Hottest Mommy in the World, bar none!! I first saw you walking in a sun dress. I said to myself "that girl has some really nice stuff go'n on under that dress" and I was more right than I thought. Then I saw you in spandex and I wanted to cry!! hahaha. I felt like a kid in a candy store with no money. You have the sweetest ass I've ever seen, my mouth watered so much wanting to love your yummy ass I almost drowned. (not kidding) i inhaled and choked.. lol I can't take my eyes off of you. Then you walk out of sight and the rest of the day I'm stuck fantasizing that I'm making out with your beautiful Hiney and Licking you sooo Good. That would suit me just fine, licking you really good. Bill Clinton said oral sex isn't sex! lol. I'm starting to agree with him if I could only lick your sexy ass for a long time. You could watch a movie or something. all i'm saying is, what would it hurt if i was just satisfied with licking you everyday as you walked by? it wouldn't be good for me if anyone found out either. so, it would be the greatest non-sex awesome daily thing we could look forward to. Porkys Pizza ...... - m4w (san leandro) to the faux-hawked (of changing colors) counter lass ....... i mucho-likee :) what say we "twirl some dough" ;) Stop Being so MAD!!! - m4w (willow glen / cambrian) I got so excited when I saw you driving down Lincoln in your black SUV. You were smiling until you noticed it was me.Your son was in the back seat probally confused why you flipped me off. You said back off until you could break away. I have. You said you dont hate me but you refuse to talk.Why are you so mad? are you afraid your husband will read this? I am so fucking sick of Kevin Hart

I dont think i eat any food that needs to be aided by another food to taste good. Its kind of like saying that dirt tastes great so long as you only use a little bit when adding it to a chocolate cake. Gooms, non Aussie.

I recently realized i dont like onions on my pizza, they just fuck up the texture of things and dont add much taste. This chain place had an advertisement for a pizza with celery on it. CELERY! I personally hate celery so i dont know if yall pizza heads could vibe with such a topping.

Alright lets get this game back to what its supposed to be. its no fun if its just fat hood rats and potential trannys.

GREZ, Kings Ave. Would like to get some work from him, need to figure out a way to get out to NY at some point. Any good shops in Chicago worth checking out? Also i dont know LST is.

Damn that sounds good. No shame

Yeah i got more stuck on this than anything. Then again clothing that advertises graff unintentional or not just looks lame. If you really believed the culture was for us you wouldn't have been wearing a shirt that said Vandals anyway. You wore it with full knowledge it was going to expose you as a writer. I feel what dude is saying though.

At this point i feel like a lot of people that watch Colbert don't think he is playing a character. Its the same shit the Daily Show spews out just with more ironic patriotism and energy so i think some people cant differentiate. Cosign on the being Guy Feiri (aka Guy Ferry). Nothing fake about the money he is making.

What makes it Cuban? Is it because you eat the paper its on?

Thats a weird place to get your picture taken. Seems like she is hiding something behind that couch. She could have like an elephantitis shit going on that leg.

There was this rich kid who i knew back in high school and me and my friends used him to throw parties at his house. We crashed at his spot we are all in the same room and dude gets up standing next to his bed and straight pisses his pants getting his sheets and his carpet soaked. I was telling him to go to the bathroom but he was too drunk or too deep asleep to respond to me i dont fucking know. Anyways he ended getting back under his piss soaked sheets and mattress while wearing his piss soaked pants and socks. That was the first time... The second time we had a party at his place he got too drunk and went to bed way early. The party was in full swing and dude sleepwalks out his bed over to the fan he had turned on and started pissing right into the fan! Piss was getting flung all over him, the floor, wall, ceiling, furniture. And me and like a group of 11 people watched it go down.

Ok, so once i figured out to use this fucked up site again i would come on here and shed light on the food game. I kept up with this thread for awhile and didnt comment because i couldnt figure out how log onto this mother fucker. I cant even eat fast food so i dont even know why i read the thread but i did. One of you asked about a chain called The Counter The place is over priced and possibly the greasiest food i have ever eaten. The one i went oddly enough had a full bar, go figure. Then they give you a menu where you can build your own burger which is hard to resist but always results in some sort of abomination that tastes like shit. A place that i think is pretty good is Super Duper They got good burgers and fries, plus they make their own pickles that are super sour and spicy if you are into that sort of thing which i am. Edit: This place only has spots in the Bay Area

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