“I’m experienced now, I’m a professional. Jaws been broke, been lost, been knocked down a couple times. I’m BAD. I’ve been chopping trees, I’ve done something new for this fight! I done wrestled with an alligator. That’s right! I have wrestled with an alligator. I done tussled with a whale. I done handcuff lightning and thrown thunder in jail. That’s bad! Only last week I murdered a rock, injured a stone, hospitalized a brick. I’m so mean I make medicine sick. Bad. Fast, fast, fast! Last night I cut the light off in my bedroom, hit the switch, and was in bed before the room was dark. Fast!"