I had a myspace account back in the day. But I never made a facebook, twitter, instabrag, pintrest or tumblr account, and I also don't have a cellphone.
Yes accurate description of the goings on of SF in the last 4 years, I've been here for 13 years and it's changed a lot in just the past couple of years.
Oh and skip Alcatraz and the Fisherman's Wharf.
It's funny how you mentioned Bob's being non-hipster and that being a good thing. And you then you post about wanting to go to a fucking hipster clothing store maas and stacks. That fucking store is whack!
I just ate there less than 2 weeks ago and it was killer.
I would also recommend Mama's Fish House in Paia, Monkeypod Kitchen in Wailea, Mullligan's in Wailea and Maui Brewing company in Lahaina.