Mini Bus

Is cheeking bath salts a good idea?

You can make your ass clap. No homo

Yeah cats work but if you want to have fun while doing it just leave a dim light on and stay near the kitchen with one of these Make sure to be super quiet though eventually he will come out maybe leave him a snack on the floor They love peanut butter

I once got bit by a spider and spent a whole week at a hospital my last night there was a Friday and I wanted to snort coke so I had my brother bring me my stash hat he had no clue what I wanted it for he brought it anyway then he brought me burger king I asked him if he could bring mr beer and he left pissed off once he realized I had a bunch of 50pc in the hat so I just had one of my custy hoes bring me a 6pk for a 20 bag in return the bitch finished all her shit and knew I had more lines set out on the pull out tray so I told her to go get more beer and she did but they wouldn't let her up so I managed to sneak out and drink in her car.

No I don't really brag about my dick size Tpbm takes a long time in the bathroom due to Posting on 12oz while taking a shit

Get to the back of the bus bitch!

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This bitch looks like my x girl friend well at least I found a look alike porn star to nutt off to

A closed mouth doesn't get fed

Yo nobody bugged while I popped shells Into the abyss palms so clammy can't nobody stand me I talk with a lisp so you can't understand me Plain and simple it ain't hard to tell. loose screws ain't Something that I'm used too Try making it to the end of the block in my shoes dude

Here is one Doug nails it

I was letting this freaky bitch shower with me once and she tried to slip her finger in my ass while I was all soapy I knew what she was trying to do cause she kept playing with my butt cheeks while she was deep throating me she was doing her best to distract me and she was doing such an awesome job that I didn't realize she had her finger half way in my butt I freaked and wanted to punch her but instead I dick smacked her several times and she loved it.

This was the last thing I had on now I'm about to exercise naked

False I let groupies talk as much as they want then I bang em till they sweat out all the cocaine they done did. Tpbm hates kids

Writing down everything I ate today and about to work out again Masturbating myself gently to sleep isn't working anymore.

Bacon Flavored Vodka

Why do I get sleepy after I touch myself?

I have done the sneaker fucking only cause I have sex in wierd places Tpbm is out of shape

:p I'll shave that for her as long as she's not completely bald or stinky I'm willing to smash