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Mini Bus

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  1. I hate it when people wake me up

    While I'm having awesome dreams.

    I hate when girls act like they don't

    Suck dick and are deep throating you

    Asking you if they are doing it right

    In the back of your mind your like girl

    You ain't brand new but you can't say

    Shit I hate it when grown ass men hand

    me

    Five or more dollars in change

    I hate it when cops try and act tuff when they are only

    Humans with a heavy badge I hate it when girls grab my ass

    Or try and suck or lick my nipples that shit don't move me bro

  2. Your girlfriend actually looks at the cum?

     

    I hate it when you get lint and shit on your dick after you nut and it's already in your pants.

     

    Yes cause she is on birth control and I dont wear a condom with her so I usually nut on her stomach or inside her when I nut on her stomach she gets excited with how much comes out she's like god damn that's allot hopefully I dong get caught Smelling like other girls she always wonder what I do with all my free time

  3. I hate it when I haven't fucked my gf all week and then she pulls down my pants we fuck real good and I bust a nut but not much comes out cause I have been cheating on her with all my close friends

    And she will look up at me and say that's it wow and I explain that I have been beating off twice a day and think about her while doing so looking ashamed

    It does get you points though

  4. Your roomy was out late ran into that polish chick after a long bar hopping night he sees her at local liquor store and buys her vodka loving polish ass a Lil bottle she went to her place came back with cd gave your roomate head and brushed her teeth in the morning that plate was also from her place

    She thought it would be nice to bring your roomate a piece of cake she will never eat

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