Since I ain't gotta worry about a fallout from posting this... Here we go...
So my ex goes to work and I stay chilling at her house.. Waiting for her oldest daughter to bounce and have the house to myself.. She finally leaves to wherever... I decided to surprise my girl with a gift when she got back home from work.. A load in a pair of her panties, cuz we were romantic like that.. So I timed everything so it would be a fresh batch, go through her draw and find the right pair... Fill them up and with a sense of pride tell her I got something for her... Hold up the panties and she yells at me: What the fuck are you doing with my daughters panties?
Yeah... She didn't trip, but that fucked my shit up... I couldn't even make eye contact with daughter for a couple of days..