you can microwave bacon

yawn on the lawn as i spin my baton. not gay no way well at least not today. give me food and ill act like a much better dude. even though im the best , i sit at home all day and think about breasts

Oh, give me the beat, boys, and free my soul I wanna get lost in your rock and roll and drift away Oh, give me the beat, boys, and free my soul I wanna get lost in your rock and roll and drift away (Won't you take me away?)

just came in from dinner and a comedy show. now im gonna fuck with people on omegle

making a post about making a post of course

false. that would be funny though. tpbm is a guy with three syllables in his first name

nothing is more badass than this song. the bass is amazing, and the singer is amazingly cute

listening to kero kero bonito trolling people on doodletoo writing gaysex is amazing

listening to dan deacon in bed. gonna try to sleep even though its not even 7 yet stuck in a nursing home where life is bleak

drinking water. about to try to sleep even though its 7 pm nothing to do in this nursing home im trapped in ?

listening to men i trust and doing omegle. might nap

falsetto tpbm doesnt really like mushrooms

i hate when im trying to sleep and my nostril wont stop whistling

weed is for winners

I hate when people think it's clever to include peoples name in an anecdote, like kults and one man banned just did in their posts. no offense. I hate when people are slow to text back I hate when this fucking internet doesn't fucking load stuff. infuriating.

listening to bardo pond with my lady friend and her dog

listening to ll'mperatrice in bed

^^same. like at 6 flags they charge 20 bucks to park. like "welcome! we're gonna take advantage of your situation right away." i had to steal from the gift store just to cheer up after that. I will probably never pay for stickers, unless they're eggshell or dollar store

i have recurring dreams of beating up my older brother, who is a terrible person.

if the little part that you grab with your cursor was highlighted, instead of recessed into the same colored background, it would be easier to find, especially in threads with long pages, and especially when there are reflections on the screen.

a scroll bar that is actually visible would be nice, but i don't want the forum to crash for another year so idk.

don't worry about the son thing no son wants a dad or mom. we just wanna do hoodrat things with our friends he does need his dad tho and if you're paying for your kid's life, you should feel very proud of yourself because that's respectable as all hell. I know depression is a shapeshifting monster understood by only the victim, but I applaud all people responsible enough to take care of their kids, let alone be adults. if you deserve your drinks then drink them. if you don't want to feel like something is vaguely wrong- i can't help you there

UHH THIS 18 YEAR OLD I MET LAST HALLOWEEN ;D

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sounds like you're doing fine, morton. fuck school