Dr. Scientist

Q: What do you call a black guy in a tree? A: The branch manager.

Oh shit, you mean these fine examples of the white race don't like black folk? Utterly shocking. To be honest, I'm way better with someone saying "I don't want a black president" then I am with all these idiots trying to come up with a million other reasons why they don't like him, ie: "He's not even American". GTFOOHN!

Fuck Hostess and their union busting. This is the second time the filed for bankruptcy in the last ten years, not to mention that the CEO of Hostess makes close to $7k a day, but somehow it's the union's fault? Here's all that will happen, Hostess is owned by Interstate Bakeries (who also owns Drake's, as well as twenty or so other companies). So, they'll file for bankruptcy (owe none of the money they barrowed) and blame the union. Sell off their assets cheap to one of their other companies, then bring back Twinkies, and all of their other junk food in their non unionized factories, and profit even more. . . . which will further trash the U.S. economy.

S - M - A - S - H - 'EM - ALL!

I wash my hair once a week and only wash my scalp. . . I like when my hair is dirty vs. clean.

I was hoping that this would be better.

I guess the original thread got deleted?

Smash BF. . . Forever.

Can't believe I just read all that. . . I must be growing up too, my attention span is increasing.

I've seen bitches that only had one kid when they were twenty years old and their stomachs still look like a mushy mash of stretched skin. . . how did this animal have that many kids and her shit isn't hanging down past her knees? Either way, smash, just cause she's completely crazy and her vagina is probably huge and weird.

Smash fat, fake, punk rock girl.

Fucking lame how Nike ended their contract with Lance Armstrong cause he's a cheater. . . but renewed their contract with Michael Vick. The dude's a fucking dog abuser, torturer, and killer. Much less of a role model than Lance Armstrong.

Oh, it's not much work. I think it's safe to assume that it comes naturally to most people upon meeting you.

http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/showthread.php?t=115008

I used an internet cafe in Belgium. . . but this was like 10 years ago.

Dude just got arrested in Berlin in an internet cafe. . . most likely checking on news and looking at pictures of himself. He made it all the way from Paris to Berlin on a bus and nobody noticed him? but he stops off to check his e-mail, then someone spots him and calls the police. I'd say "Stop Snitching". . . be he killed some cats and filmed it a few years back. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/04/luka-rocco-magnotta-arrested-berlin_n_1567832.html . . . and really? They still have "internet cafes"?

It's made the interweb rounds and I've noticed that a lot of sites that had it up before removed it. . . but you can find it at the top of this thread: http://www.documentingreality.com/forum/f166/luka-magnotta-1-lunatic-1-ice-pick-murder-video-105356/ What's also crazy is that The Canadian Police went through his apartment, where the murder took place. . . then threw everything out! Even the blood stained mattress! Why would you destroy evidence before you even catch the guy and put him on trail?

Some guy showed me a picture of that dude's legs the other day on his cell phone. Ha.

Yeah but this guy made a movie about it. . . fucked a limbless torso, let his dog eat some of the body, etc. . . posted the video online, fled the country, and is posting about himself online still and hasn't been caught yet. The dude even took a picture of himself (like a fake still from the video, holding an ice pick and everything) and posted it online a week before the actual murder. Tried out for a reality show looking for an underwear model, did interviews on how to be a hustler, etc. . . Amazing.

It's like totally the deep internet and stuffs. . . but seriously, I thought I'd come and see like 50 pages of hilarity on this.