Sodomy.Syringes.Suicide

According to the Wikipedia entry on these 'juggalos', Chuck D of Public Enemy identifies himself as one. Thats fuckin strange.... I knew one self-proclaimed Juggalo who used to treat his girlfriend, who was probably at least 15 years younger than him, like complete shit. Worse, he was dating her mother prior to her, thats how they met. I've known a few kids who were into ICP that were actually good people, one of them even had good taste in music (except for the ICP thing of course), but most of them, well... they give the few kids I mentioned a very very very bad name. I heard an ICP song once, just one, so I ask (I had to look up the lyrics prior to writing this); Do any of you Juggalos out there get butt naked and walk around and wink at 'freaks' with a 2-litre (of Faygo I presume) stuck in your 'butt-cheeks'? Would you put a weave in your nut hair because you don't care what a 'bitch' thinks, would tell her that 'her butt stinks'? And, according to the lyrics of your fearless leaders, you guys drink like fishes, hug people, pick fights, then get back to hugging, is there any truth to this? Last, but certainly not least, being a lunatic, if I tied a rope to my dick and jumped from a 10th story window, would that make me a clown for life, down for life? deep as the shit I'm in...

the turdl is neat

beauty

ughh... heres a few more;

theres are from 2006, I posted them once a very long time ago (6 years or so...) anyway, I thought some folks might like to see them. I didn't spend much time out there so I don't know who a lot of the writers actually are but... here goes;

intravenous drug use as a means of coping with overwhelming feelings of self-hatred stemming from confusion over one's sexual identity

the tip broke off

"The truth is not always the best policy when dealing with liars." Malachi Z. York just food for thought, I dont subscribe to that particular philosophy or really any of Doc York's

who blaze trees constantly

For all my psychonaut nerds/computer geeks out there; "There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to be a coincidence." and this one is real cool...

Oh my lord, she is beauty incarnate, I'd let her push my stem anytime... Some 'Juggalo' kid I once knew attacked some dude in a store with a hatchet, I guess he chopped the dude retarded so to speak, hard working gentleman with kids to feed, for what? Some Juggalo rep? I just don't understand

I wanted to say some really profound shit and impress you guys with my amazing wit, but thats all bullshit. This Mr.Nurk fellow reminded me of a lyric I once heard... "...my rhyme's beautiful, like Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz makin' out..." - Q-unique

Diamond sales provide the first example of psychological manipulation in advertising, and Elvis Presley was the first man to get pimped by the record industry. ?

trails towards the top

Congratulations! Make sure to get as many free drinks as possible, no shame, "Its my birthday, its my birthday! I'm twenty-one I wanna get fucking WASTED!#@$*!~ WHOOOOOOO!"' Have a good time, be safe.

hope its alright if I post one...

Anybody remember a flatland rider named Chad DeGroot? found this interview; http://undergroundproducts.com/2008/03/a-lil-interview-with-chad-degroot/ "I got in a car accident looking at a girl on my way to work at Disney World where I rode my bike in the parade. The car was a 1966 VW Squareback, lowered, shaved door handles, pimped out wheels, etc. My friend Dave and I were on our way to work. We got out of work that day. That girl was hot, I can tell you that. But it didn’t impress her a bit. How many girls can say a guy got in an accident checking them out?" I popped a tire rolling over a curb gawking at a Grey piece, guess that just makes me a fuckin' nerd