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John Smith Doe

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  1. That red Gevs is fucking dope. That Ormie is pretty big and wild too.
  2. Procrastinating. I'm supposed to be studying for a psych final tomorrow morning, but haven't studied all weekend.
  3. http://www.assmatrix.com NOT a porn site might I ass.
  4. I'm actually really sad about this. I remember growing up watching those Slim Jims commercials and I'd beg my dad to buy me one. When I finally got one, I "snap into" it and recite "OHHH YEEAAAH"
  5. I remember kids were doing that shit all the time back in my high school. I always thought it was kind of weird. One of my friends got busted for doing exactly that actually hahaha
  6. HAHAHAHAHAAHA I FUCKING LOL'D WHEN I SAW THE CORONERS WHEELING THE BODYBAG HAHAHAHAHAHA
  7. Nothing. About to eat some oatmeal right now though. With apricots.
  8. Yeah, this is common knowledge, and I'm pretty sure you get a letter in the mail PERSONALLY ADDRESSED TO YOU stating that you must register. Whatevas, I did it, but I'm never going to get drafted since I'm an only child. And on the off chance that they get really desperate and force me to go, I'll flee to Canada. I'm not risking my life so dipshits who don't deserve it can have their freedom.
  9. In-n-out grilled cheese and animal style fries, OH MA LAWDY. One time when I was a kid, I ate Weinerschnitzel /nh. Anyway, it was my first time /nh, and I threw up the most I've ever thrown up in my life. I didn't eat it again for 10 years until I discovered the slop that is known as chili cheese fries.
  10. For some reason, this one didn't post
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