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  1. Why is that so unbelievable? I am an alchoholic, and when i quit drinking i was at a case + a fifth a day. I have relapsed several times and i can still drink that much easy. Take me to a bar motherfucker, and JUST WATCH. 17 shots is easy, i would black out, yeah.. But whatever. Good luck being a pussy. The dudes from detroit.

     

    Because he just got done saying that he only drinks 4-5 times a year and that he was on xanax even before he started drinking.

    People who only drink 4-5 times a year get drunk off a six pack.

     

    I too have a hard time picturing somebody who only drinks 4-5 times a year surviving 17 shots of liquor + xanies.

  2. Cool hand you are one bad motherfucker.

     

    You just single-handedly shot down Pizzy's theory on Canada.

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

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  3. Yo I just realized that the only two jackasses who came at me about not having insurance come from Canada and Massachusetts.

     

    For those who don't know Massachusetts has free healthcare just like Canada.

    So we have a Canuk and a jackass who lives in a state with free healthcare calling everyone who doesn't have health insurance losers. :lol:

     

     

    Back to Rambo.

  4. Open browser on smartphone. Do stuff. "Lurk for hours."

     

    Got me bro.

     

    You're over 30 without insurance (with kids wtf) and you dont know how to buy juice.

     

     

     

    This nigga lurked for hours on his fucking SMART PHONE trying to think of some witty shit to say, and STILL failed! :lol:

     

    And FYI, all kids have insurance. The Republicans haven't killed Medicaid yet.

  5. Make sure that cranberry juice you are drinking is actual juice and not cranberry flavored drink.

     

     

    You already know.

    First day of this I made the mistake of buying a Minute Maid Cranapple drink.

    Looked at the ingredients after I already left the store and opened it and it said like 1% juice. I felt ripped off.

    Next day we went food shopping and I made it a point to check the ingredients before buying a big ole jug of real cranberry juice.

  6. Walmart can find another greeter I wouldn't worry about them.

     

    Whatever you've got hopefully it's fatal, painful and slow.

     

     

     

    You were lurking this thread for hours before you posted this and this was all you could come up with in that time?

     

    You're slipping.

  7. I then went to work one day and lifted a heavy job/tool box over some shit on the ground and POP my gut's emptied into my sack. . . I required emergency surgery, plus the doctors thought they were going to have to remove my ball, lower intestine and lord know's what else.

     

     

     

    JESUS

    FUCKING

    CHRIST

  8. funny that no one realizes that hospitals can sue, do win, and are completely able to garnish wages. i know 3 people who have had that happen to them.

     

     

    That's wild.

    I never had that happen to me in the past.

    Never even heard of that happening to anyone else.

    If they try that shit on me I'm gonna fight it due to their kicking me out without even so much as a scan.

     

    Non-payment due to non-treatment.

  9. SOME doctors are like that. ER doctors are heavy handed, but I've currently got one specialist who won't give me anything stronger than tramadol, even though I'm walking around with a broken ankle and all kinds of torn ligaments in my foot

     

     

     

    How'd you break your ankle?

  10. Went to the "cheap" clinic today.

    It was $60 to get seen, but the CT scan tomorrow is gonna set me back $600.

    Plus the $40 for the prescriptions for what he thinks it is but isn't even sure until the CT scan tomorrow.

     

    Doc thinks it's probably Diverticulitis.

    Which would be completely unrelated to the drinking but I think I'm gonna chill for a minute anyways.

  11. this is 2 days straight of nothing but water and crandberry juice.

    And it's only getting worse.

    Gonna try to hit up some clinic I heard about that's pretty cheap tomorrow.

    Already called out of work and have no idea when I'm going to be able to go back so I'll probably end up losing my job over this.

    Least of my worries.

  12. i'm surprised they just gave you some morphine randomly. that strike anyone as odd?

     

    I thought he was joking when he started putting the shit in my IV and said it was morphine.

    I was like "nah really though, what is it?" he's like "nah really, it's morphine".

    Then as he was saying that I got hit with a headrush and felt all warm and fuzzy and shit.

     

    I think he just did that shit to mellow me out so that I'd just sign the release forms without thinking. Cause if I was in my right mind I would have argued about that "pulled muscle" shit and probably demanded some kind of scan.

     

    And Cunt Eastwood might get his wish the way it's feeling right about now.

  13. So are you waiting on the results or was that it? They just said it's a pulled muscle?

     

    What results?

    They checked my piss and blood for signs of kidney stones.

    I guess if it's not a kidney stone then it's gotta be a pulled muscle, thank you here's some dope to mellow you out and have a nice day.

  14. any idea how much that brief visit will cost you? also i am always paranoid after leaving the er in a timely manner, always thinking something is really wrong and they have missed something. fucking fatalist

     

    Oh it's gonna cost me nothing.

    They knew that from the gate as soon as I told them I didn't have insurance, thats why they rushed me out the door without doing shit.

  15. So after waking up feeling aight, as the day progressed it started up again and got even worse than before.

    So I said fuck it and went to the ER.

    All them pussies did was check my piss and blood, then shoot me up with morphine and tell me I'm fine.

    Tried to tell me that I must have a pulled muscle or some shit like I don't know what a pulled muscle feels like.

     

    On the bright side I was in and out in like an hour and a half.

    I've never had a trip to the ER take any less than 6 hours in my life.

     

    Fucking American healthcare system can suck my dick.

  16. sooo this nurga was talking all this talk about drinking everyday and now he's saying he's sober and only drinks at night? be fucking specific dude. quit changing your life in the internet.

     

    This is actually what I said:

     

    I've been drinking every night for over a decade

    with the only real break being due to a month spent in jail.

     

    You might be on to something.

     

    How much more specific do I need to be for your hooked on phonics needing ass to comprehend?

  17. i know if youre over 30 and you havent been sober for more than a decade and youve got a kid, youre doing it wrong.

     

    try not to take it to heart.

     

     

     

    I actually have two kids and I'm doing just fine.

    And I've also been sober pretty much every day for that entire decade.

    I only drink at night, brah.

     

    You smoke weed every day?

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