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Re: Canine murder mystery, or doggie suicide? (warning: graphic... this is a photo thread. Oh snap!

Re: Canine murder mystery, or doggie suicide? (warning: graphic... this is a photo thread. The only one without two bowls is the puppy. He can drink from his moms water.

So apparently while I was at work last night, a chihuahua mysteriously ended up in my back yard. I have 2 pit bulls, and one of them just gave birth to a puppy recently so really I have 2 and a half pit bulls. needless to say I came home to a dead chihuahua on my back patio. Even though my pits are super fucking chill (really, they are), they're still animals who are going to be over protective of their son/nephew from intruders. At first I thought it was the yapping little shit who lives across the street from me who yaps at everybody who walks by. I figured it yapped at the wrong motherfucker and the wrong motherfucker decided to hem it up and throw it to the pits in the yard across the street. But then today I saw that chihuahua out front of its house yapping away. So now it's really bugging the shit out of me where the fuck this little shit came from, and what lead her into my back yard? I checked the fence line, and there's no spaces dug out big enough for even a chihuahua to get under. So I'm thinking somebody knew of a house that had 2 and a half pit bulls and decided that she somehow deserved to get fed to the pits. There really is no explanation for this Taco Bell dog mysteriously showing up in my back yard. I was considering calling the SPCA to take her body and maybe do a rabies test, but then I realized they're probably going to show up with the cops and try to put my dogs down. My dogs are not viscious. They really aren't. But apparently they are down to protect the fortress. She's currently in a trash bag in my shed. I can't decide whether to dump her somewhere or bury her in my back yard. The only problem with burying her in my back yard is that I'm still not 100% on if this is one of my neighbors dogs (wouldn't want them to see me and put 2 and 2 together), and plus I don't want the dogs digging her up. But I'm not enough of an asshole to dump her in a dumpster. Maybe I'll just leave her bagged up in the shed until the weekend when I have time to go bury it in some woods or some shit. Don't scroll down if you don't want to see a dead chihuahua. Because I am enough of an asshole to provide a pic. Dead chihuahua in a trash bag: The culprits cowering in shame:

Is this some failed attempt at sarcasm?

Some next level dork tricking going on in here. Giving Louie Barletta a run for his money. I was entertained and impressed.

That fat kid is gonna be a legend in his middleschool from now on LMAO!

All your life you were told the exact opposite of what I've been told all my life. At least on this subject.

He just laid out facts. When a cop shoots somebody for no reason, he gets a paid vacation and at worst might lose his job. When somebody shoots a cop (even in self defense) they get the death penalty. Those are facts. And that last sentence you typed there just proves that you're naive as fuck and really do have no idea what you're talking about.

Actually no, it means that I'm smart enough to make historical comparisons to the modern day police state that we live in. American police are not the same today as they were 50 or even 30 years ago. They are no longer "policing" in the traditional sense, they are militarized and forcing an agenda. They might have different targets (to an extent), but they still have targets. And are you fucking kidding me about that right to assemble bullshit? The only people who get away with protesting are the type of people who the cops support IE Teaparty republicans and Neo Nazis. The only reason they're even letting the Unionists in Wisconsin slide to an extent is because the cops are union workers themselves. Comparing our current police state to the Gestapo is a fairly accurate analogy to anybody who takes anything from history. Anybody who doesn't learn from history is dumb. You could also compare our current legal system to a legalized version of the mob, and that wouldn't be a bad analogy either.

I thought it was a pretty spot on comparison actually.

^Nah, I definitely gave you negaprops. I always double check before hitting the button. Your failed police psychology is fail. And as far as humans all being scum, you can really only speak for yourself and the people you fucks with. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

The fact that you keep calling dudes "cunts" leads me to believe that you're either British or Australian or some shit. You wouldn't understand Americans hatred for the police unless you've actually grown up here and experienced our police first hand. And FYI, you don't have to be a "scumbag" to catch that experience either. You can be minding your own fucking business and catch a bad one over here. Infact, there could be 50 cellphone video's of you getting beat the fuck down and/or shot in the head for no reason and the police union's lawyer will still find a way to make the cops walk. And I really can't speak for these Channel Zero cats, but most people I know would sooner crack a fiend in the head with a bat a few times and drag them out to the curb than call the cops to their house. I don't know how it is where you're from, but once the cops show up at your residence they're snooping for shit to lock you up for too.

^This is the realest talk in this entire thread.

^That's because you're a cop. ^This.

He did actually freely choose to walk infront of a highspeed chase, throw down some spike strips, then just stand there in the way of said highspeed chase as if the dude being chased was just going to run over said spike strips instead of swerving to miss them.

So basically dude got arrested for playing ninja, and decided to go ahead and let them know that his kid was home alone? Then tried to take it back and say that his mom was actually watching the kid? Not very ninja getting caught playing ninja. Much less even mentioning his kid who he left at home alone.

I'd say 90% of people who type these^ responses on here never leave their house except to buy the newest video game, and that's why people like you have a warped sense of reality.

Damn, you guys are ruthless. What if this dude's dead?

This.

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I was trying to think of this dudes name in that other thread.

Re: Tsunami Slams Northern Japan After Massive 8.9 Magnitude Earthquake Strikes Off Coast ....

Re: Tsunami Slams Northern Japan After Massive 8.9 Magnitude Earthquake Strikes Off Coast I'm no NASA scientist, but is is possible that the lack of gravitational pull due to the Moon being the polar opposite of where it will be on March 19th maybe might have led to some Earth shifting? I would think that any drastic fluctuation in the lunar gravitational pull might maybe have some kind of repercussions.

Re: Tsunami Slams Northern Japan After Massive 8.9 Magnitude Earthquake Strikes Off Coast Yo that shit looks like it's moving the surface of the water. Not saying that it's not the shadow of the helicopter, but that shit looks like something big moving through the water really fast.