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SUN TZU

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  1. http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3716/8752675577_711306416d.jpg
  2. Re: wellington new zealand!!! Props Wellingtoy.
  3. Re: wellington new zealand!!! All stolen.
  4. Your right, which is why we took turns in the bathroom while we made her sit on the toilet.
  5. Me and a couple bros ended up getting drunk with this chick one night, eventually we all wanted to fuck her and and she was keen for at least one of us, so I proposed that if we all get blow jobs and cum on her face we'll give her $600. The bros got their blowjobs and their nuts busted on the cutie pie's cheeks, but on my turn I asked to cum on her tits, to which she happily obliged. Because of the technicality I refused to give her the money and asked her to leave, when she got all bitchy, shit got serious and the bro ended up dragging her out by the hair to the doorstep all covered in cum. After locking the door on her, bitch eventually trailed off and we continued getting our piss on. Next day, went and saw my Mrs for breakfast, who decided to piss me off about my hangover and being an hour late, and so sparked me to dump her using said story as a way of telling her how fucking bored i am of her. Fuck bitches eh. One's a whore, the others a cunt. I'm not quite an adult but there's a story.
  6. And this is graffiti in Auckland son: http://onasesameseedbun.tumblr.com/
  7. Who the fuck is this guy? Don't put that shit up for the world to see. Put shit like this up: From the dirty rugged South of Auckland! Your tags suck too.
  8. Loving this thread. But please, no more oriental bitches.
  9. Yo found a stash of empty poscas. Any one got any suggestions on what I should use to refill that shit with?
  10. Lurking! I often don't know if I'm even signed in.
  11. I'm a chef, and we never get tips unless its the policy of the place you work for. And when waitresses bitch about what ever the fuck headaches they get from customers who tip them, chef's rarely get a thank you. So I say fuck that shit. To add also, tipping is a gratuity that rich diners give to traveling foreigners, students or desperate single mothers. Over here it's fuckin' earned or your just lucky. But if you tip your waitress, thank your chef, you pieces of shit.
  12. Re: Game of Thrones My gawd that was awesome! I'm not sure if I wanna read the books first or wait for the next season. Reading the books will ruin the surprises un the show and waiting will mean waiting a year! Fuck either.
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