Major Tom

walked down boronda road and saw some BELOE and some other name i dont remember and some CFA taggs. are they the real shit or just some little kids?

does anyone recognize this? its been on the truck since 08. flicked it the other day when i was walking

was this over the sour that was there?

whats the difference between elite, senior, unstoppable, and veteran? and whats with the tic tacs? what are they for?

thinking what im gonna say tomorrow in court...

bump BUKET TKO on the telemundo news

gang n. definition. 1. A group of criminals or hoodlums who band together for mutual protection and profit. 2. A group of adolescents who band together, especially a group of delinquents. 3. Informal A group of people who associate regularly on a social basis. So according to the dictionary, 2D4 is technically a gang

wtf an asteroid?

stolen...

im coco for cocopuffs

With the gun in this position, you could call it Kamasutra.

I'm loving it - McDonalds

that one was a good one TAXMAN79

do or do not, there is not try - joda

hey jaer, why do you keep posting the same pic over and over?

has anyone ever read the unabomber's manifesto?

R.I.P SalinasValley_831 he was banned in his quest of trying to get some more tic tacs.... Let us remember the good times we shared.... Ok good enough. I need to get some more tic tacs so i can be cool like W3RM83, godofwar, screaming hand logo, and so on....

was that it? or is the hatred gonna keep coming?

continue....

"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up," said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet. "Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?!" inquired the teacher with a sneer. "Well actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."

So... the elephant says to the camel "why do you have 2 boobs on your back?" the camel replies "that's a pretty stupid question coming from someone who has a dick on his face"

"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no f***ing way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell cant paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college-ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that s**t up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say "oh s**t I'm sorry I thought paper would protect you, a**hole."

I'm never wrong. I once thought I was wrong, turns out, I was mistaken.

I dream of a better tomorrow... where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned