JUST THE TIP

<3 <3 for you two motha fuckas! NBB, i just randomly found the most epic picture ever on my computer 1)its from when i was fat 2) theres a girl in bed who is asleep 3) im smoking meth 4) wearing a tank top 5) the girl in bed's father was currently working as a CO at the prison bg was at during the time the photo was taken 6) its from when i was fat fuckin gold

atta girl!!

i have a garbage bag in my freezer that i throw them in. theres 20+ in the bag right now, many are frozen together into big toad-bricks.

plus you can wash your dick off with holy water

i almost made a reply to NBB, mimicking DAO and making fun of tight pants but then read page 2 and realized that DAO beat me to it lulz too predictable...

In Oregon, its law that bars/clubs HAVE to serve food.

FUCK RICO LAWS

ps my gf is having one of those BAC moniter devices installed in her suv this week for an article she is writing, and guess who gets to test the machine out? getting DAF all in the name of objective journalism

theres a strip club in Eugene Oregon, The Nile, that has a fat cheeseburger and fry basket for 3$ my homie almost got kicked out of my post-wedding party at The Nile because he was 300% shitfaced and was trying to tip strippers with fake diamonds anyway, eating a stripclubs is what the fuck is up. catch me at the cunt-smellin chairs, pigging out on a burger and drinking whiskey while i tip bitches.

ps in case you forgot....

i could probably convince him into letting me pimp him out.

thats what girl and i were discussing last night. id get pepper sprayed if i tried that shit. gay folks do have it made, though, in the sense that another gay dude probably would have taken him up on the offer.

page 183 motha fucka timbo, i came up with the rad idea of sending a bunch of POF dudes to who-know-who's house for a "gangbang", but at the same time plan some kind of feminist hippy bitch meeting at the same house on craigslist. could get pretty epic. ps heres the caller id spoof link i was tellin ya about: http://www.spoofcard.com/?utm_source=hasoffers&utm_medium=Affiliate

right? swamp, when dude offered to blow me, i literally thought of you (/nh). i thought "this dude is going to end up asking the wrong guy and getting his ass beat". getting beat up outside a library for asking a guy if u can suck his dick....not a way to start the day

shai, i know im going to vegas in oct for a buddies wedding. other than that, i dunno. ill be here for at least 2 years, to knock out school.

pps i have a brief story that timmy asked me to share on here, took place a couple days ago. i signed up to attend culinary school in the fall. the other day, on the bus, heading home from the school, there was a fella riding that was wearing a chefs outfit, an apparent student at the culinary school. i wanted to ask him some questions about the program, but he had headphones on, so i didnt bother him. the next day im walking to the library and i hear "HEY MAN". i turn around and its the headphones dude. he introduces himself and asks what im studying at the school. we chit chat about food for a second and he tells me that he has a culinary book from his first year at his house, which is only a couple blocks away, and i can borrow it if i want. dude is kinda fem and had a limp handshake, so im suspicious that he is teh gay, so i mention that i moved to the island with my girlfriend, just hopng to avoid any potential awkward moment. i did think it was suspect that a girly acting dude is inviting me to his house, immediately after meeting me, but i say "fuck it" (/nh). i figure worse come to worse, ill get to borrow an expensive book and have to remind this dude that im not into fucking dudes. so we get to his house and he brings out the book from his bedroom. big hardback book about the restaurant industry. rad. then dude asks me if i have any tattoos on my chest. fuuuuccckkkk. dude is totally trying to get me to take my shirt off. god damnit. i tell him i have a couple, but i gotta head back to the library, and thank him for loaning me the book. he walks me over to the library, which wasnt a big deal cause i was kinda lost anyways. so outside the library, i ask him if he can score any weed. he gives me the run around and asks me "is there anything else you need?". i think hes talking about hard drugs, so i tell him "nah, just fuck with the weed". he looks at the ground and says "well if you ever need.....a blowjob...." classic! i chuckle a bit and tell dude no thanks, i have a gf and am not into dudes. dude gets all nervous and starts teling me "im just....joking....you know.....i like to ask guys i meet that....just to mess with them...." i tell him its not a big deal, im not gonna punch him or anything, it just aint my thing. he then tells me he has a lot of straight friends that let him blow them. classic. i am now annoyed with dude, so i walk away. but the book is really fucking good and im glad i scored it.

shai, miss ya broseph. hope all is well in the hood!!

nbb, i hope youre flattered that i had a guy call out your name to me while he was jacking off to me via web cam. NO HOMO ps i have to repeat that dude slapped and punched his own balls and put a dildo in his mouth that was previously in his asshole. THIS NIGGA

it woulda been gay if i had a boner while it was happening but since i was laughing so hard i was almost in tears and i was talking to timmy on the phone, giving him the play-by-play, it wasnt gay - it was simply hilarious

tugboattimmy has an account on plentyoffish that him and i use to fuck with guys. i got a couple guys to go to an exroommate's house, thinking there was a gangbang going on. timmy talked a couple guys into waiting all night at a stripclub, waiting for the chance to meet "her" and watch her dance on stage. but today took the cake. timmy talked a guy into getting on cam, fucking himself in the ass with a huge dildo and cumming in his own mouth. timmy and i were ROFLing together on the phone when i logged onto the POF account, and the mouth-cummer IMed me. so of course, i talked him into putting a dildo in his ass and then putting it in his mouth.all on cam. i also got him to say "you like that shit carson?!?!?" outloud while he jerked off. and i convinced him to punch and slap himself in his balls. /no homo x 666 [ATTACH]157203.vB[/ATTACH] [ATTACH]157204.vB[/ATTACH] [ATTACH]157205.vB[/ATTACH] [ATTACH]157206.vB[/ATTACH] [ATTACH]157207.vB[/ATTACH]

shit's cool. my island dint get fucked up much at all, oahu had some boats and docks get destroyed, but kauai lucked out, thank goodness.

rip

extraction if it is a molar save $$$ plus, its a molar, so who gives a fuck? be sure to watch plenty of CYE while high on pain pills, or else you're 100% doing it wrong

Re: Tsunami Slams Northern Japan After Massive 8.9 Magnitude Earthquake Strikes Off Coast as shitty as last night was, it was fucking rad. a bunch of folks gathered at some churches and schools up on a hill, and everybody was sharing whatever they had with whoever was around them. tourists drive a lot of the locals fuckin nuts. a lot of the time, theyre rude, they litter, they dont give a fuck about pronouncing anything correctly, they drive like dicks, and theyre just kinda obnoxious. but it was if all the labels and shit we give to people didnt fuckin exist last night, all the bullshit was out the window. it was cool. there werent any "tourists", "locals", "hippies", "mokes", "yuppies", nothing. there was just a bunch of people that werent positive that they were gonna live, and they wanted to make sure that the people around them were as comfortable as possible. dont get me wrong, it wasnt all fun and games. at around 3am, a tsunami siren went off, and nobody knew if it was going off simply because it had been going off at regular intervals ( it had been going off twice or so an hour), or if it meant that the wave had struck the island. you could see the fear in people, little kids crying all over the place. the siren was fuckin deafening, so you couldnt hear any of the crying, you could only see it, which was fucking creepy. /no emo

Re: Tsunami Slams Northern Japan After Massive 8.9 Magnitude Earthquake Strikes Off Coast easy to say when youre not hearing tsunami sirens in your hood, faggot.