JUST THE TIP

Re: ************where is the tattoo thread? has dandruff

17 year old whiskey, yeah

and your stories about when you met abe lincoln....fuckin priceless :D //28 here but look younger.

Re: ************where is the tattoo thread? jonas uggli?

all bsms owe our sgt at arms, triple suplex, a fuckin standing ovation. if you dont know why, you prolly dont need to... happy as fuck for you, homie! ps: he didnt get married or have a kid, or anything bullshit that any person with a dick can do. homie accomplished some real shit that only a small percentage can pull off.

word, i have mon and tues off. we should do shippies jump.

white power! please believe ill hold it down out here, blood.

thx again for picking me up, homie. technically its a 5.3mi walk from my house to work. //will do whatever it takes to get by oner yo, the big moke that cleans the kitchen every other night was in tonight, cleaning shit. he was scrubbin the mats by the sandwich station, n sees me making a sammich with turkey for a custy. nigga says "ho, dow, haoles love turkey dont they brudduh?!" i said 'fuckin a we do" -- "yeh brudduh, you guys like it because its white". hahahah. WP! keep in mind this dude is a fat samoan fuck that is wearing huge rubber boots and a black t-shirt with a huge rooster on it that says ROAD WARRIOR in big red letters. fucking epic moke. --- later in the night i noticed the new girl was wearing a flower in her hair, so i asked her "yo, does the flower on that side indicated youre single or have a mam, i can never remember?" "well, its on my left, which means i have a man...but im single, i have it on this side because im left handed" "sweet, im left-handed too, they say we're the smart ones" "well, i can use my right hand also, so technically im ambidictorious" "hahahah. yup." HAWAIIANS ARE DUMB AS FUCK YO

i am very very down.

"to the outside observer its the same level of annoyance ." MY NIGGA

exactly. btw, look at my fb nigga. <3 u, faggot

hahah. id sucks nbb's dick and spit the cum on dinero's face just so he knows i mean business.

hollar if you need a travel partner. my bills here are cheap so i can save travel money hella quick. debating on not starting school this fall just so i can travel more, hah. and you always got a spot at mi casa here. aloha.

the tranny HJ'd ME, i didnt HJ the tranny. just so you know. ps im gonna be sad if youre going to tokyo instead of coming to hawaii to see me :(

LD is my nigga 100% i dont even know how many stupid argument ive gotten into with strangers, and walked away thinking "larry would have been proud". maybe that makes me a dork. i dunno. but i do know that season 8 is fucking epic.

shai, a coworker of mine got a gig at a north shore farm where you get to live on farm for free if you work 3 hours a day. she gets a small plot of land to grow whatever for herself, already has bananas and papayas on it. you and ocean should move out here n do some island hippie oner shit like that.

dope flictures. //livin in hawaii now - if u ever wanna visit island, hollar. bitches out here dont dig on whitey, so i would be amped to see you get turned down by more chicks than i did in london. hah. -dow

nikki told me yesterday "ho, brah, dem westside boys lookin for ya friend. dey gonna fuckin lick him" just sayin. niggas are umad at you.

lifecoach would do it

this is the super jump spot on island, shipwrecks. i havnt done it yet...gotta step my game up.

hipsters will be doing coke off his leg nubby in the bathroom of the tube

my sous chef missed work last week because he punched his wife in the face and went to jail. he also has a boat

poz got slapped by a big moke today. he called a local girl a bitch so she tells him "you fucking haole, im calling my boyfriend and he is going to fucking lick you, you stupid haole" hella mokes showed up and were umad he eventually dipped out and i was worried that they were gonna find him again so a coworker drove me around town to look for him i found him blacked out in a cabana on the beach around 9:30pm

come visit/move here then brah