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JUST THE TIP

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  1. her man (/nh) literally has BSMs and scars all over his head. i was always hella respectful to him because i thought he got fucked up overseas in war, but it turned out he was in some freak boating accident when he was a kid. it was like learning santa isnt real when she told me about the boating accident.
  2. went to work at 9am for poached eggs n bacon, and a bottle of whiskey. drank bottle, then went back to work sans shirt, 100% shitfaced, and refusing to admit i was drunk. manager said "youre still cute when youre drunk". she is pregnant and i wanna smash her soooooo bad. apparently i took this pic earlier.
  3. doh! my coworker ripped his foot open pretty solid on reef during the swell. had to yell at several retard tourists that were trying to take their little kids out body boarding. shortly afterwards gnarly sets came in and they didnt think i was an asshole anymore. //sticks to small kine longboard waves...need to grow nuts and charge bigger shit
  4. It's that time again, motherfuckers!!!!!!!!!!!! #3 ducks vs #4 lsu for a season opener?!? Fuck yes!
  5. flying is rad. my grandpa was a pilot, my father was a pilot, and ill eventually get off my ass and learn ye olde flying machines.
  6. woooord. fist, if you end up on kauai, hit a brotha up.
  7. smokey...that was his name when i was on the force could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch FTW
  8. "i dunno if i got bit by da shark or not" "my muscles and tissues was bit real bad"
  9. "its called a handjob cause you only need one hand, girl, aint no thing"
  10. Its probably hard to fight a rapist off with one arm
  11. I live on the same island as Bethany Hamilton: I swore to myself that if I ran into her, I would spit game. I was chillin at work today, butchering a delicious tenderloin, and a local dude comes over to me... "brah, da soul surfah girl is here." "the cute haole bitch with one arm?!?" "yeah, brah, she stay by registah" I peeped around the corner, and sure as shit, there she was, all sexy and one-armed n shit. She caught me staring at her nub, which was fuckin awkward, so I went back to the kitchen. Fuckin choked hella tough. A couple lines came to me, later in the day... "Sup ma, I'll eat you better than the shark did" "Yo, im not into jesus, but im into fucking bitches with one arm" "Dont even trip, jump rope is hella gay anyways..." What would you have said to her?
  12. peep this fuckin bullshit http://thegardenisland.com/news/local/article_433927e2-cef5-11e0-ba42-001cc4c002e0.html
  13. i gotta move to a new spot before i can produce. i have 35+ toads that are frozen and wrapped in a big towel, chillin in aunty's freezer. housemates are gonna trip if they ever find them. i found the biggest fucking toad at a homie's farm the other day. beastly motherfucker. shoulda kept him. but i scored hella papayas and apple bananas for helping some friends clear some brush. heres a few papaya trees on their property. this is a fresh Ono that some moke brought my work to sell us, a couple hours after he caught it. killing time before work this afternoon. POZ - they finished the pools at sheraton, and they now deliver booze to our cabanas. shit is rad. faggot cane spider that was chillin on my screen door tonight - faggot's legspan is roughly the size of an open hand.
  14. i heard the chick he got arrested for raping was bloodfart
  15. HAHAHAHAHAHAH HOLY SHIT THESE AREA51 FUCKERS ALSO HAVE TANNING BEDS INSIDE THE SHOP
  16. dinero left his vcard available. http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1268792687&ref=ts
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