Chicken McFucketts

food is murder

I remember some guy sampled queen and tried to make it into a gangsta rap song.

Roulette. http://medievalchatroulette.ytmnd.com/

bruce lee

Re: Shit you Hate Appreciation thread.......................... dick leakage when intoxicated after zipper is closed.

I'd try to find a way to make money where you live. Do you have an education?

That's what I told myself the morning after. Had a fresh nib too.

getting thrown out of bars, smacking some bitch in the face accidentaly and getting my ass kicked for it, walking home for a good 40 miles. I don't really do any crazy shit, just unpleasent, embarrassing and stupid things. I gave away my grog squeezer last friday to some dude.

ahahahahahahahah subscribed. he was able to get up and strangle you, doesn't sound like a helpless retard to me. Fuck his retarded face.

mad drips yo

I couldn't stop drinking. Shit just tastes too good.

pour some paint in your dickhole and pee it out on a wall.

my house smells like weed, beer and urine. I smell like cigs, vodka and poop. what do you smell like?

I just had a conversation with a hardcore "DJ" tonight, he listed these people on my cell. (I was too drunk to type) DJ ruffneck DJ proteus DJ neophyte DJ Noize suppressor I laughed my ass off when I just read these. oh yeah, and I have no idea who these people are or what the fuck this music is all about. All I know is "it's like dnb but on acid and 10 times harder" ?

was once, will be soon again... soon enough tpbm is still drunk!!!!!!!!

fat? no. Chubby? hell yes. Skinny asses ftl tpbm is going to get drunk tonight even though they know they shouldn't, and have to work tomorrow.

Yes, beer. tpbm hates the weather outside.

Pakito. TRANCE DANCE BRAH

waiting for this hangover to creep up on me, eating a honeymelon and watching space documentaries. Someone mail me bag of kush and a chocolate bar.

..no homo? man, I don't even have a hangover. Great wine though.

I want poons!

fuck. drink wine! get drunk and fuck homosexuals.

lock this shit don't post here. cock and balls. gay thread from now on!

tried search and didn't find shit. Props to you. A little too drunk right now. good wine is all I can say.