I was in the swimming team for a while, did o.k. got introduced to vodka & weed, got lazy and fat. Now starting to get active again.
Dad used to be a professional swimmer in the soviet union n shit.
Space bound is probably the worst song I've heard in a while. Didn't really bother listening to the lyrics, killed it when the dude started singing the gay hook with his girly voice
I remember playing this game, I had no idea which buttons to press so I kept mashing the buttons until I won. Good memories. Also remember palying the batman game or something.
Hope they won't go half ass on this film.
Ass in the air, turd ring dialating
Matted butt hair, anal vapor rising
Give it a squeeze, my feast is emerging
Give it to me, let's begin the purging
I open my mouth and catch it as it drops
I chew and chew and love it brown and soft
I squish the crap between my teeth with my tongue
With a shit eating grin I'll lick 'til clean your bung
I'm a shit eater
Steaming chunky hunk of log
Taste it smell it eat it all
Maybe one turd maybe two
Whatever I can get from you
edit [eat the poo-poo all over the place]
WHY IS HE HALF NAKED?
THATS HOW HE ROLLS. HES GOT MORE DICK THAN I, YOU, YOUR FRIEND HAS GOTTEN PUSSY COMBINED!
OR DICK, WHATEVER.
TOO DRUNK, THURSDAY, FRIDAY, GAYDAY, WHATEVERDAY, PASSING OUT. OVER. ½"
I just grabbed a few more brews, this dude was talkin in his sleep! Yall missin out on TINY CHAT DOT COM!
DRUNKEDIT i JUST SUBSCRIBED, FUCK. FUCK FGUCKF.