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Chicken McFucketts

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  1. Awkward hand-job, if she gets me drunk and disappears afterwards.
  2. So a schizophrenic? A manic depressive individual? ..Or merely, some emasculated fuckbucket?
  3. Re: random thoughts I keep failing myself every time I log in.
  4. I don't mind a clean well-maintained 300zx, but those things are atrocious.
  5. Somehow I feel 2014 won't be the same however... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8q0B24IXY3w http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpsMXNZyA3U
  6. However indifferent I might be, you could be right.
  7. I don't know, I guess I'm past liking dumb whores teasing your dick.
  8. I wish I could appreciate Halloween and all the jerk-offs dressing up in horrific shit and getting plastered while their kids run around after candy like some degenerate pedophile's wet dream.
  9. keep 'er stock. Maybe upgrade the sound system, if you really need that. If the ride's good don't ruin it with over sized rims. At the end of the day, if you're just commuting you'll want to stay under the radar as much as possible.
  10. Drinking beers I can't afford to be drinking, struggling. Tomorrow's just another day.
  11. Yeah it got pretty bad when the engine blew up as my dad was driving me to school, and he blamed it on me. /daddy issues :lol:
  12. the bigger the circumference of the diamond, the bigger the circumference of the vaginal cavity. Congrats though, sorry about your sex life though, and all the other generic jokes.
  13. What I want to know is; what is it that makes these people tick and dissect this type of shit on public forums not really meant to deal with this type of shit, dissect this type of shit on forums that aren't made for such purposes. Sorry I can't phrase that shit more correctly right now.
  14. Truth, saving up for the weekend... every weekend. tpbm enjoys giving oral sex
  15. Cum-stained, blood soaked, rotten cunt infant skull exploding in my mouth :lol:
  16. I'd annihilate that goofy down syndrome girl.
  17. mad that I couldn't get drunk. Don't take your girlfriends out. Fuck this shit
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