[INMATES SURVIVAL GUIDE]

I smell bacon

[WHO REMEMBERS... (12oz THE EARLY YEARS)]

Awww. Cute.

[Woman finds pile of cash in snow]

Wallets: keep gift cards and cash. Send everything else to their ID address.

[Woman finds pile of cash in snow]

On behalf of this woman: I am very sorry

[2013 Mµ§iç †h®∑∆d..... following tradition edition.]

 

 

Can't stop.

[What's The Last Movie You Saw: The Sequel]

Dark zero thirty. It was good

[Fuck the Police]

Man escaped from the back of a cop van while being transported to the hospital from the downtown Oakland jail. Trying to find the article..

 

 

 

Anyways, OPD can barely do anything right. It's embarrassing.

[SMASH OR TRASH?]

I think thick or even chunky girls can be attractive...but hugeeeee large women (and men) really gross me out.

 

what would be the cut off?

[Txt a girl and aks if you "can tap dat?"]

VFOR is bored.

[last thing you ate?]

left over halloween candy: a tiny twix.

[game: write a 2 chainz verse]

Karrot used to be my nick name.

[sick as a fucking dog]

do you have that same vacant stare when you use it ?

 

I actually try to concentrate on my breathing so I probably look like a fool

[SMASH OR TRASH?]

i'm gonna say trash

i intend to not fuck another fatty for 6 months at least.

(a month ago i'd have said go for it)

 

Gotta admit, not attracted to bigger girls.

 

So I am curious...

 

What's the appeal?

[SMASH OR TRASH?]

trash whole page minus the girl with the cat poster

[1995 CHEVY BLAZER SERVICE MANUALS?!]

[2013 Mµ§iç †h®∑∆d..... following tradition edition.]

you're a burn out.

[2013 Mµ§iç †h®∑∆d..... following tradition edition.]

like xiu xiu?

 

 

I'm more of a Microphones person. The blow rules too.

[I wanna see your...........PETS!]

cuddle bugs!!!! ^^^

[sick as a fucking dog]

 

thas cute girl

 

this shit works.

 

i know someone who used to get really bad sinus infections all the time. they started using the netti pot every day and hasn't had once since.

 

 

i swear by these things!

[I wanna see your...........PETS!]

Re: I wanna see your...........PETS!

 

Ruby has a sweet 'stache/beard haha

 

and whoopi goldberg lips!

[post your meals photo superpooperthread!!]

[1-1-1-1-1]

[What are you doing RIGHT NOW.]

still in hawaii?

[I wanna see your...........PETS!]

pumpkin

 

my roomate's dog, ruby

[Seasonal/migrant work in the US?]

nah thats for captentry and shit not field work dumb ass. u think they are stupid u are stuped for saying that