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An elderly Chinese woman who discovered a snake with a clawed hand protruding from its body was so scared she beat it to death, according to reports. Xiu Qiong Duan, 68, told the SINA Beijing news agency she woke up in the middle of the night to find the snake clinging to the wall of her bedroom. "I woke up and heard a strange scratching sound ... at first I thought it was thieves" she said. "I turned on the light and saw this monster working its way along the wall using his claw." Ms Duan, from Suining in southwest China, said she then grabbed a shoe and beat the snake to death. She reportedly preserved its body in a bottle of alcohol which she gave to the Life Sciences Department at China's West Normal University in Nanchang. Snake expert Long Shuai said the discovery of the creature, which is 40cm long and the thickness of a little finger, was "truly shocking". "We won't know the cause until we've conducted an autopsy," she said.

death before duckface

what are you, insayan?

swindle, know where i can get a copy of the doco. can't even get the trailer.

this guy still alive? there was a doco he was in that disappeared off the net... everyday thoughts or something

http://www.digitalspy.com.au/odd/news/a365930/graffiti-artist-worth-usd200m-offered-oral-sex-every-day-for-usd2m.html

election time already?

tear the roof off this mother

he burned us. gypsy son of a bitch burned us.

dr hibbert that shit

oh snap

kari byron better be in that shit.

00:14:21 >> What-what is is that you do again? 00:14:23 >> I work... I'm, like, a janitor, and, um... 00:14:25 I'm a... 00:14:26 full-on rapist. 00:14:29 You know, um... 00:14:31 Africans, dyslexics, children, that sort of thing. 00:14:36 >> I'm sorry. 00:14:37 Did you say you're a full-on rapist? 00:14:41 >> No. 00:14:42 Did I say that? 00:14:43 No, no, no, no, no. 00:14:44 I help... I help people. 00:14:46 You know what I mean? 00:14:47 I'm a-a full... a philan... a philan, um... 00:14:50 >> A philanthropist? 00:14:52 >> Yeah, that's exactly what it is. 00:14:54 It gets blocked up in my mouth. 00:14:55 I don't say it no good, so... 00:14:59 I'm a janitor at a bar. 00:15:04 Oh, God, dude, I'm sucking ass! 00:15:06 >> Yeah, dude. 00:15:07 You said you were a rapist.

what up playaz

nice. how'd you cope with the language barrier and what'd it set you back in the long run?

nicolas cage is such a good actor

is it finished?

shit just got weird

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7K2ywM4YyVo

http://www.modelergp.com/2010/No12/index.html