FUCKYOU->

Death metal vocals are played out.

I've always heard that using a razor on your neckhairs will make them grow back thicker causing you to have to stay ontop of that shit more frequently. Reverse neckbeard ftl.

^This nigga got a blowout.

Girls do that shit all the time. I had a bitch accuse me of trying to rape her to her friend who set us up. She didn't even have a reason to be mad at me, she was just trying to get attention in a fucked up way. I called her with her friend listening in on threeway and asked her what the fuck she was talking about and she denied even accusing me of the shit.

This dude I used to work with said he was on a bus going through some town in Mississippi back in the 80's and there was a billboard that said "Nigger don't let the sun go down while you in town".

This nigga talkin bout "what can they do to put the cuffs on Poppa Es? I'm a growm ass man doing my thing."