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n8galicia

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  1. sluser: nice, I'm likin it
  2. no, doesn't snow round here. tpbm has taken a shit in the snow
  3. granted, but she turns out to be Chuck Norris in disguise and beats the shit out of you. lol wow the best I could come up with I wish I was rich
  4. granted, but you get anally raped by laughing octopus and her tentacles in real life. I wish I could actually own a Metal Gear
  5. granted, but his diarrhea won't stop I wish I was Solid Snake
  6. granted, but they turn out to be pills of sugar i wish I could go to North Korea
  7. me? true tpbm watches infomercials all day
  8. false person below me likes monty python movies
  9. any bitch from jerry springer show
  10. granted, but you're turned into a homosexual centaur. I wish I was a sugar daddy
  11. granted, but chicago becomes the hottest place on earth I wish I had a sugar momma
  12. granted, but your pubes grow at a rate of 6 inches a day I wish there was a cure for cancer
  13. some dude with like username12345 asked for an exchange...bacon?
  14. granted, but due to unforseen events, you are transported into another universe where a gamer controls your every move...and he is a n00b i wish I was a king graffer yo
  15. well, they give tours of the ghettos in Guatemala when the gang shootings die down for the day. I think they're run by the MS-13 though...
  16. can anyone recommend any good biographies on writers, if there are any? I have to do a biographical narrative or some shit for school, I wanted to do it on Saber but I can't find his book anywhere
  17. granted, but they are being monitored by the FBI and Israeli Mossad, and you are sentecned to life in a supermax prison where you are tortured by an Israeli martial artist daily I wish I was more powerful than Chuck Norris
  18. granted, but the only thing you can focus on is zoophilia and can't think about anything else. I wish I could be a real boy someday
  19. root- the E in the first one looks awkward, could the the large bar on the top
  20. granted, but you are hyperactive for the rest of your life and can't sit down for more than 10 seconds I wish I was the most interesting man in the world
  21. the butterface girl has an exotic African virus and infects your dick, causing it to grow huge and explode I wish I could go back in time
  22. you're a crack baby, that's why your mom has such a hoarse voice @ bart simpson
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