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DownSyndrome

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  1. I'm going to try the "Lil'B method" out at work maybe people will like me enough to where i get promoted or something...
  2. an old roommate of mine, stabbed himself in the knee ( he wanted to stab me but that would end ugly ), after i got him angry - cus i wouldn't clean the dishes
  3. Dude str8 up you have to be like a good sales person- if you can sell ice cream to an eskimo you can basically get any girl...self confidence
  4. Girls like sensitive guys, and listen to the cure
  5. Try this one... if your with a friend and she has another friend "Hi my names Marty , I like to party, and his names Chuck"
  6. Alright all kidding aside, just be yourself and be nice...i usually try to get a feel of who she is... if shes shy just be slow with the come ons...and if shes a fast one then you know the deal. And realistic if you got your shit together like have your own house, car and some okay clothes, and some cash to spend on her...then you should be able to take her out.
  7. If they look and smile - walk up to them and be like you gon suck my dick!?
  8. been on a Jose Gonzalez kick, but I'll choose something older and more aggressive with some good vocals Plus this is my 666 post so... Kyuss - Demon Cleaner
  9. I thought he meant he took out a joint aka spliff, and he was so high he felt like he was living under a rock... but yeh the slammer sucks btw http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCFMDLakxaY
  10. Dear Oontz, Im jacked up on coffee got a shit ton of work to do....oh yeah...
  11. if yoou can't beat em join em'...i gave up a couple posts ago
  12. god this thing is still rolling
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