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I never said I was cool.

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  1. Who's mad? You do a very bad job on interrupting people's behavior.
  2. Don't even read the lease, look up the local laws. They can put whatever they want into the lease, but if it's not legal then all it's good for is wiping up spilt beer.
  3. Shouldn't you be out scoring crack for an anniversary present or something?
  4. "My girlfriend's a vegetarian, which pretty much makes me a vegetarian."
  5. Oh baby I miss you som much, I really wish you'd give us another chance to try and work through this.
  6. I say change the locks, but change them with the same brand lock. The only way he's gonna know is if he's going into your apartment and now his key doesn't work. Then the conversation can go like this: LANDLORD: Why did you change your locks? TENANT: Why are you trying to get into my apartment when I'm not home? I'm sure he'll say something stupid like he smelled smoke, but at least you'll know what's up.
  7. 17 is early if you take some sort of driver's ed class... other wise it's 18.
  8. Not in New York... You pass at 17 and drive till you die!
  9. The female lead is the older sister of Jane Fontaine.
  10. How many people driving around even have a liscense? I'm also a firm beliver that you should be retested at a certain age... There's a lot of old people who are almost blind, deaf, and have slow reflexs... Yet they are still permitted to drive cause they passed the test 63 years ago when they were 17.
  11. Did you grab his shit and yell in his face?
  12. Michael Meyers was in Halloween... ...Jason Vorheese was in Friday The 13th.
  13. Imagine if something that looked like that landed on your window sill?
  14. If your car fails the emssions portion of inspection pour octane booster in the tank. They ussually fail emission cause the car is running too lean.
  15. Have you tried talking to him? Or is this the first time this has happened? The suicide phone call sounds like the best idea, every other one is just some gangsta fantasy bull shit.
  16. Seriously, who's gonna be the one to pay the twenty bucks and have Lou Ferrigno call the 12oz Hotline?
  17. Looks more like a "Celebrity Suicide Watch List" to me...
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