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False Tpbm is gonna go walk their dog drink a redbull and put in some work

Do em all in a day. Rub some dirt on it walk it off

Hey grd. You ok? -l

Stop putting me on blast man! Tpbm is an icecream man

Dear now, saw this on a day trip to san diego miss you young blood:b -laughs

Holy shit hey jkob!

I dont know. Took a long time. Pretty much fucked in an open window. Spent a bunch of money just to fuck. Thats all i got though. Except to add on to the weird race stories whatever. I messed around with a neonazi once. I mean he didnt stay one but he definitely was red laces steel toes red straps and fred perry bald mother fucker and almost got killed in the desert while we were together. Im not white. At all.

Um so this is the story of the last guy i had sex with and the whole thing is just shameful. Pretty much my friend and i got drunk one night off sangria and made out in his car. This was like thanksgiving 09. Then we went on a date and got wasted fooled around. Then christmas we hung out and i told him i was moving to hawaii, gave him homemade cookies, head whatever. And that was it. I moved back for my last semester. I came home that summer. Kinda missed the guy cause he moved away too. My birthday rolls around he flies out to give me a tattoo and we end up getting faded and have sex in his friends basement in a bay window that faces the street. Gives me a tattoo the next day. I spend the night and hes like oh come visit me. So the next month i do. We get 32s and skate go eat sushi and smoke. We have sex and then he went to work and i flew home. He came to visit a while back. We chilled. Watched futurama, smoked and drew. He came out with his friend so yeah. Thats it. Now were still in different cities and dont really talk as much. Im seeing someone and you know stuff happens

False Tpbm is surprised to see abcs in the true false thread. Hey man!

If it tastes good and is made with gin Tpbm just woke up and is ending may on a mission

True Tpbm knows how to waltz

No Tpbm would bang gael garcia bernal

I dont really know yall but ill send you a box of books and art supplies

True not enough uno! Tpbm is sick of the wind

Ha false Tpbm will peep ugly kids http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/showthread.php?t=131139

Ehhhh do i get the money? Tpbm likes the ugly kids loves your mom thread

Ben and jerrys has an ice cream called carmel sutra. Bomb Tpbm likes fish

Shhh thats suppose to be a secret! Tpbm's name is bettie beatencheeks

On it!

Oh my god. False. Tpbm has had the epitome of an alcoholics meal. Beer with raw egg cracked in it

Hell yeah. Tpbm can teach me how to make some bomb mole

True Tpbm likes flat colors

FALSE Tpbm thinks that picture smells like stale cheese puffs

False Tpbm has a firey temper

false Tpbm performs acts of charity