Crocodile Tears

so thats what it looks like the second you physically shit yourself

"Hi Ho, this is kermit THEE frog"

if you havent tried urinal cake, then you havent lived.

i am fucking WIRED! cant sleep.

i literally just said "ooohff" on the other hand. smash.

I had a teacher do something similar to me, but it was a straight up tackle, and we both hit the ground, when i was in the 10th grade. i was the one who got suspended :( *edit see previous page.

^ my condolences go out to you, young lad

Assbergers Syndrome

it sucks, that cat was probably by the nest, maybe curious, maybe just casually in the area, maybe not even interested in the chicks. that bird was just protecting her eggs. now bc the cat is reacting to an angry bird who may have misunderstood the intentions, those little guys will starve with no mommy. ah nature, she is so cruel. hypothetical commentary -Croc Tears

who did?

smash. more so

already been established my guy, dont dip w/o the chips.

A. Those skanks are everywhere B. That german cap was not for rusto products. Krylons!

orly? i had too many of these blow up on me before 93 to ever use them since.

yeah but those orange dot germans (not orange dot rustos) had that misty snow ball shit every damn time. could be a ny but im still thinking it may be zee-germans