Crocodile Tears

Oh look, the Batman!

my jokes are like windows, you can see right through them.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2Bbl3mJR58

how he fuck does anyone think this is real graffiti? enough to actually flick it. its beyond toy. i almost feel like a toy for quoting it. yes im well aware of the consequences of "no such thing as bad press".

1st thing that came to mind-Topanga really? i thought jonbenet

the hills are alive...

craaaaaaaaaaaaaazy hiphop

You think Mickey Mantle cares about you?

just looked through my old photo bucket. some i made

ah the world of competitive eating, definitely not for the weak.

i think its from an australian PSA about safety. 27 second mark is pretty cool.

they're both half jewish ask adam sandler.

bag o these, out of a box o theses, from costco