Corny belt right? Corny to worry about another man's clothes. I'm just saying...
Why?
The first time I saw a pink tampon was in 5th grade. It was Halloween at school. Asian kid said somebody gave him cotton candy. I said, "Sorry, but that is not cotton candy. You can still try eating it."
In middle school, that sign was good for target practice. The school bus driver and kids on board did not like the pump action rifle LOL. BB guns were fun.
Never park in front of this if there are Santa Ana winds. Windshield, say 'Hi to Stop Sign.'
I live next to a middle school. Cops go back there and hide. They always run into dudes parked there trying to get it in with their lady.
Today is my bday. Happy birthday to Jay Dee (RIP)! Some people can't handle an honest person. I might get assassinated like JFK (with my Jackie O next to me.)
Old friends are always welcomed in my house.
Early birthday dinner.
That's right.
Go get me another.
First hand, TT. River Q, turns a set into a boat. LOL.
It's not cash, but I'll still take it. She'll love it.
Check/raised my Pops. He deserved it.
.10$ blinds and a table of fishy Asian old farts will make any man tilt.
Medicine.
You abuse it. Post it on the net to impress other guys. Pathetic.
Ogizzer.
SMH. You thought the Asian dude from class was only good at math. I am good at everything. Not to sound preachy but you should strive to do the same.
Life is so hard when you're on top.