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Maskface

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  1. "Here's a jewel, you guys can take it or leave it;

     

    Pimps lay on the floor and inject speed (the amphetamine) with a syringe. It speeds up their central nervous system to the point where they can get up off the floor and knock you unconscious, fuck you, hold some cocaine under your nose to wake you up and lay back down on the floor - You won't even know it happened. It just looks like they're laying on the floor.

     

    You can laugh and make jokes all you want. You can ban me, call me a troll, say I'm weird but the one thing you can't do is say I'm gay or a faggot because whenever that happened to me - I castrated the faggot. That makes me a player. A faggot fucks a player and the player castrates the faggot. Which would you rather be, the player or the faggot? And it happens a lot more often than you'd think. It happens without even you even knowing it. In fact, unless somebody tells you when it happens, you'd never know.

     

    You guys are either a) pretending that you don't know how faggots and pimps fight or b) so square that you get fucked without knowing it.

     

    Another technique pimps (and faggots) use is injecting speed and waiting for you to blink (or making you blink) and shoving heroin up your nose while your eyes are closed. The heroin slows you down but builds your confidence. When you're on heroin you think you could beat anybody. You raise your voice and start yelling and making threats, you're heart rate actually decreases but you feel on top of the world. Every time you blink the pimp/faggot is knocking you unconscious and fucking you so fast that you have no idea what's going on. A real pimp will wait for you to turn your head - faggots wait for you to blink.

     

    In all seriousness, you've probably been fucked by faggots on speed and didn't even know it. Somebody has probably said to you, "you just got fucked and didn't know it" and you had no idea what they were talking about.

     

    Or somebody may have said, "you got fucked" and you didn't know they were being literal."

     

     

     

    cant stop laughing, theres more in here

     

     

    http://community.allhiphop.com/discussion/544725/let-the-countdown-to-prison-time-begin-offset-from-migos-caught-on-camera-beating-a-fool-up/p3

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  2. i think this happened to me about a year ago, was working 7 days a week and one morning 'woke up' and there was a shadow looming over the bed in the shape of..whatever the fckin demons name from the exorcist was, i forget..oh yeah, Pazuzu

     

    wasnt really scary, more interesting though. I didnt feel pinned down or anything just was ..there..looking at it, feeling weird.

  3. I've always moisturised after showers etc..I find it weird that people wouldn't. Think the best type moisuturisers contain hyualronic acid which helps the skin hold water, might be more something you just use on the face though

  4. Made it up to series 4 of this show but fuck me it is dire, can't be bothered watching any more of this shit

     

    They should introduce a concious zombie character called dave who hangs around and whenever someone says 'walker' or 'biter' he goes 'I know you are, but what am I'

     

    That would save this show

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  5. Regarding alcolohism being a disease..I always wondered why people wouldn't qualify it as an illness, I mean , literally the amounts being drunk and the constant nature of it really isn't normal. Anyone who has ever gotten a hangover or felt ill off drink knows that you can swear off the stuff..usually until a few days later, but the thought of drinking through that hangover and onwards obviously points to some sort of need/mental imbalance/whatever.

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