redeyedanimal

Injury, It's not gonna be as hot as Throw Yo Handz Up, dude is still doin things. As the comment says, dude will prop never be on a top 10 chart again, but he's still around.

bitches love chicken parmesan, if you can do it well. It's overplayed hard though. Or really any classic shit, veal picatta, chicken marsala, fuckin pad thai, got recipes if any of this sounds good to you hit me up. Or you could try to make sushi together, but I wouldn't suggest that unless you have backup plans for when it fails. ;-)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkcm56geh08

Dear everybody, This has been making me laugh for at least a week and a half now, if you haven't seen it check it out. And understand, it is not meant to be taken seriously. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkcm56geh08 -red.nitb.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KX7dYoGQDWY

I be nuttin in deez bitches. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KX7dYoGQDWY

Dear IOU, this shit made me lol, thanks for that. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzp_7U7R0OM -Red.

TDB, that's a pretty emo wall of text up there. /alljokes. -red.

Dear People of teh Dear ___________ thread, I am starting to get older, i can tell this because I am making larger purchases and have responsibilities that I didn't used to have. But with this 'getting older', I have noticed a lot more people dying around me. I'm just curious, is this common for y'all too? I don't mean like, people I am really close to (except that has happened a handful of times in the past year), just in general, does anyone else feel like people are dropping like flies around them? And yet there's this guy that used to be my best friend in the world who is now banging tina and wasting his entire life, but manages to keep alive somehow... -red.

When me and my old art friends hang out again, we all bring our favorite chemical from teh past, no matter how long it has been since we did that chemical or how long it has been since we have seen each other. I try to stick to phone conversations with them these days...

What they wanted me to do didn't match the pay, benefits OR hours they wanted me to work. Still at the same place, but refused a management role...

Another trigger i knew I had that just resurfaced in a big, big way: unmet expectations. I had a new opportunity presented to me, but some of the details were omitted in the beginning of the talks. (The financial details, y'know, the important shit.) The expectations were set, but then when the details were presented, there was nearly no benefit in my taking the chance. I'm left to figure out how to make shit work out for everybody, especially me and the family, and how to barter and haggle with these people to make it worth my time. So now I recite the alcoholics creed: Fuck It. One, Two, Three chemicals, no more fit of rage, and certainlly no more driving for this guy tonight. But ogddammit... God.Dammit...

Third. Frozen lobster's not for me...

Keep em coming man!

I also feel like drinking n/a is entertaining the idea of drinking, and for me that is the closest I can get to actually drinking. I'm not dry right now, btw. keep focused chamacos, it's no fuckin game.

that n/a shit never worked for me, i caught myself drinking them just as fast as I would drink a normal beer, for no reason at all...

well, shit. http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/showthread.php?t=71416

Seriously bro.

ayyo mah, Thanks for everything you have done for me. I miss ya, it's been almost a year already. I see you lurking, you're not that fuckin subtle. Thanks for that too. It helps sometimes. Peace. -rea.l.

WHAT?!?!?!

TDB, had a roommate that was actually an informant placed in my house ove 5 years ago. Dude always asked way too many questions, but I never thought twice about it until swat showed up at the door, fully equipped and dressed. I had a roommate in college in the dorms that was gay, which is fine, until I wake up to the sound of asspounding at 3am and there is no divider in the room. That was extremely gross and awkward for me, not to mention the whole fuckin dorm smelled like shit... I had a roommate (at two different places, same guy) that had to spend about 30 minutes, i shit you not, clearing mucus and phlegm out of his throat first thing in the morning, and I woke up almost every morning to the sound of ungodly havking and coughing and wheezing. Even when we were an entire house length apart in a 5 bedroom house, I could hear him caughing and gagging and wheezing. Fucking gross to hear everyday, the first thing of the day. I had a roommate in that was into this 'street art' shit that used to leave at like 10 or 11 pm, and not get home until 3 or 4 in the morning, with ink and paint all over his hands, high from paint, and smoked weed like a fucking chimney, swear to god he smoked like 7 grams a day for most of the time we lived together. This fucker had hundreds of cans of paint, and markers, and stickers and shit, and that asshole ended up getting the swat team called to the house and everybody except one of us got arrested.... (Oh, wait.... one of those bad roommates was me....) -red.

You don't have to think about never having a drink again, for most alcoholics that will never ever happen. Bur, if you don't drink today, you're doing better than most.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=KX7dYoGQDWY#t=41s

Dear wifey, stop being so goddamn negative and condescending all the time, I'm about to lose my shit. Let's see how much some weed helps my attitude... fuck I wish I could calm down without the use of chemicals.

^cuz bitchez be cryin bout the weather and shit.