Jump to content

eviltrailer77

Member
  • Posts

    3,586
  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    18

Everything posted by eviltrailer77

  1. Frick that, I do whatever the heck I want, I'm a dag-gum rebel like that.
  2. Wow, I take an oontz break and what do I find when I return? DAO arguing with anybody and everybody, over trivial shit. Good to know something's never change.
  3. When is this due by, ima try to grind something out.
  4. I had to deal with shaving every day, sometimes twice a day, for 9 fucking years. I'm rocking this face pelt just because I can.
  5. You forgot the 3 day waiting or "cooling off" period.
  6. Somebody's dreaming of a white Christmas
  7. As a true 'Murcan I feel i have to say: lard > suet.
  8. This is as wrong as putting cheese wiz on a cheese steak.
  9. The Asstastic Mrs. Foxxx The Flintbones, Viva Cock Vagas High Plains Fister
  10. "Your mother jerks off pigs. She gets down on her knees and crawls through the pigpiss mud slop and snuggles up to the pig, her fingers tracing along it's belly until she finds it's cock. She begins tugging and stroking as her twat moistens, her breasts swelling and her nipples begin to stick out like erasers on a fresh #2 pencil. She grunts with satisfaction as the pig begins eagerly thrusting into her hand, her grip now tightening to maintain control of the pig's greasy corkscrew cock. She lowers her head to watch the cock work in her hand, groans with satisfaction and begins working her clit with her other muddy hand, her hips gyrating with the rhythm of the pig's thrusting. "Oh fucking jesus god yes.." she gasps. She changes positions, still maintaining control of the feverishly thrusting cock as the pig's squealing intensifies. She leans forward and with her lips almost touching the pig's ear, she whispers your name and begins to shudder. She turns her attention again to the pigs swollen member rocking in her hand. She presses it between her hand and her face, the pig thrusting it against her cheeks as she drools. With a massive grunt and a high pitched squeal, the pig's balls explode, beginning a massive shower of hot, sour pig jizz. You mother cups one hand under the fountain of steaming genetic material gathering it in her hand as the thrusting comes to an end. The pig shudders and begins to walk to the trough of slop in the corner of it's pen, but your mother tackles it to the ground. She lifts it's tail and smears the handful of pig load into the pig's own fetid butthole, turning flakes of crusty pig shit into a pigshit-pigjizz mud slop on the pigs ass. Now she tilts her head to the sky and screams your name, not once, not twice, but three times. She slams her face full force into the pig's butthole and it's wreath of shitsemen pudding, her tongue machine gun flicking the rim and then burying itself to the hilt inside the pig's hot colon. Your mother works her tongue around the inside of the pigs ass, and then as a few incoherent syllables escaped her now brown lips, spurts of female ejaculate spurt from her pulsating cunt. Exhausted, she collapses in the mud, rolls over onto her back, and lights a cigarette. She takes one long drag, looks again to the sky, and speaks your name one last time before she drifts off to sleep. That's your mom. Your mom does that."
  11. Gay pronz: Who's eating Gilberts gape?"
  12. Some people need to be told how wretched they are. But for real, this whole cyberbullying thing is a fucking joke. Bullies used to punch kids in the face, steal their shoes and throw them in frozen creeks, not post mean FB statuses. This shit all started with giving trophies to everybody.
  13. "Who is your daddy, and what does he do?"
  14. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stab_vest Excerpt: A stab vest, or stab proof vest is a reinforced piece of body armor, worn under or over other items of clothing, which is designed to resist knife attacks to the chest, back and sides. Stab vests are different from bulletproof vests, most of which offer protection against firearms but afford little against stabbing with sharp-tipped objects such as knives; most stab vests afford less protection against bullets, particularly those of high caliber, but are designed to prevent serious injury by prohibiting knife penetration beyond a few millimeters. Stab vests are also needle and slash proof.
  15. Zing! But really if you are only painting one panel at a time you are fucking up, unless your limited by the spot. Do your fill then go grind out a couple stamps or throwies, then come back and do your outline/highlights/forcefield.
  16. Agreed, if you ignore the "Imperial" claim, it's not a bad IPA.
  17. Well done Fox, way to kill the only likable and relatable character on that train wreck of a show.
×
×
  • Create New...