lets bring back this threaddddd
just this saturday i was chillin at my friends party, got fairly sloshed and decided to kick it on the front deck for a quick breather. Me and my friend are standing outside when we hear all this commotion goin on inside , i look down the corridor and these three dick head ,rich cunt north shore kids that had just shown up with no real association to anyone invited are running for the door. Me, being fair smashed, stumble back toward the edge of the wood porch, they try to run down onto the grass and onto the street but i stick my foot out and the first one, who was holding a goon sack ( or sack of cask wine) and falls flat on his stomach and pops it. The other tries hurdle his friend but doesnt quite make it and lands on his friends arm and then collapses. Then my Maori friend whos sunglasses they had just stolen comes running out all wild eyed and just runs upto dickhead number 2, who was just getting up, and spear tackles him straight through the bushes and into the wood fence. Then there was alot of screaming and yelling so i just bailed to the backyard.
pretty much all that happened.