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TheoHuxtable..

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  1. TheoHuxtable..

    Gaming

    Same here. Don't really play it much. 360 gets the most playing time.
  2. Jazz are getting spanked. Let's see if we can hold on to this lead unlike last game.
  3. Derek Fisher's daughter had eye cancer and surgery.
  4. FUCK THE JAZZ. It's time to bring the pain tonight.
  5. Yo you guys seen shorty on the block the other day? Yo, that chick had an ass like a like a meatloaf paperclip made out of silicon & wheat paste. She was all that and a bag of xylene panzerfausts. Niggas better recognize my coldcut liason calculators, cuz I'll punch a mothafucka in his bungalow milk crate if he fucks with my movie usher jetski.
  6. Oh okay that's good news. Otherwise my macadamia Punjab gauze reflector would've been available through retractable cotton swab snowglobes. And finding porcupines pontificating the volumes of Japanese hockey masks would've been rather difficult, but possible as long as the squeegee Alakazam fisted the stucco dropcloth. Thanks though, I'm glad you were able to pitch a no-hitter at Gertrude's Easter egg hunt that she pop locked and dropped at the George Foreman sauerkraut synthesizer.
  7. DAO is probably correct. Recent evidence obtained does suggest that ASS & Spitfire did indeed hack the Ounce.
  8. I'd hate the majority of your celebs but I don't know any of them. Except Russel Crowe and Hugh Jackman. And that one chick.
  9. Older women are hella easy.
  10. UPDATE: The good news is that the US already has two anti-viral cures that appear to be working (on those that have been effected).
  11. I'm pretty livid and I won't take this anymore.
  12. She doesn't even look that old. What is she in her late 20's or maybe 30? When I think of Cougars I think of broads over 35.
  13. Oh yeah, and another difference between this flu and the bird flu, is that the bird flu was only transferrable from bird to human, but not from human to human. This one is transferrable from human to human. You mad?
  14. It has killed over 60 people in Mexico, and infected many more. In the US at first 8 have been infected so far, all in Southern California & Texas. But now there's fears that it has spread to Queens, NY after a few students visited Mexico and now around 25 people are said to be infected there. It's a more stronger version of the human flu, but contains a combination of swine, bird, and human flu that can be spread among humans. Remember the "bird flu" fears a couple years ago that started in Asia, and how it could become a pandemic. They're saying this could become a worldwide pandemic -- except this time it's started in our own backyard. http://online.wsj.com/article/SB124061694466055035.html http://www.nytimes.com/2009/04/25/nyregion/25sick.html?hp
  15. Dude kept scurrying around like a bug. :lol: :lol: Something must be wrong with his back or nervous system, because that shit's not normal, not even for midgets.
  16. I was just thinkin bout Foster's Freeze. Chocolate dipped vanilla cone ftw.
  17. The thing is I haven't been fucking with fast food because I've been on that health food tip. Had a chicken salad sandwich this evening and a Caeser Salad earlier today. Had salad & fruit yesterday. Probably will eat straight oatmeal tomorrow for breakfast. But I still appreciate fast food and will cop it every once in a while.
  18. Just wanted to know if you guys ever retrieved the phosphate resevoir from the spandex pterodactyl cough drop within the confines of Walter Cronkite's asbestos catcher's mitt. Let me know so I can subtract the halogen ukulele in Napa Valley's cellophane algorithims, otherwise I'll have no other choice but to cook a Hip Hop nebula in the vicinity of my cashmere fish tank.
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