Until I launch my huge advertising billboard/skyrighting campaign this will have to do.
This is a book you can let your kids read so they can understand why you have to keep calling a probation officer. It is in a kid friendly alphabetically organized cartoonishly illustrated book.
There is no plot and only 26 words in the whole book for all you people who prefer movies.
http://www.abcsofgraffiti.com
or view all the pages for free at flickr.com/photos/sippinjuice