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Its reassuring to know my city isnt the only place that gays out after a small quake.

I gave it a chance but yeah gave up around the picture where you had a cry about the 'fat slag' next to you putting her empty chip tray on the ground next to you. OH NOES.

The only time good looking women make eye contact with me and smile is when im out walking or whatever with another good looking female .. what the fuck ? The most attention ive ever got was when I would go out with an ex-gf of mine and id catch chicks looking me up and down with that look like they are thinking "ok so whats so good about this guy?".. Its either that or because my ex looks like she is 16.

Are you telling me smoking ganja and drinking litres of mountain dew before intercourse is for NOTHING ?!

Old schoolmate of mine was around there at the time with his mum when shit went down .. He only spoke about it once and he mentioned seeing the gunman but he would never talk about what he looked like or anything. The whole thing seems suspect as fuck though.

^ Will be even more awkward when that 13 yr old girl turns out to be a 65 yr old man.

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Re: We're all thinking it... Definitely real as if you cant see that you dumb fucks

This is me just hanging out LOL

Yeah this thread isnt called 'Almost airplane stories with the person sitting next to you'

Well they seemed to get attacked by people with snow shovels and the like so doesnt seem too crazy to have one.

Looks like my cat, same stripe down the nose, same colour and everything. Nice find should be tasty.

Haha yeah guy sounds like a fuckhead .. its not expected to tip here but there are a fair few places that will have a jar for tips or whatever on the counter and usually when I cop change I just throw the coins in there and pocket my notes. But yeah the service workers here get paid more than me so fuck them they should tip me for giving them business.

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Fuckin hell .. finished LA Noire in barely a few days. Was hoping id get some more time out of it.

Nah we are raised on American movies and TV so its a bit different. I remember the first time I watched a movie made in my own country I thought the actors sounded weird as hell because they werent speaking with American accents.

Lol anyone who picks column A in that picture is failing big time. Only useful thing would be the dog .. $1mill wont be as impressive 20 years from now.

Re: So I tried to give a BJ to "Banksy"... It's cool I ate pizza earlier This is soooo cool right now.

Once knew a respectable guy who sold large amounts of pills and gear whose girl was an officer. Not sure how high up the ranks she was tho. Who wouldnt smash ? Youd be crazy.

Re: this fool..To Catch a Predator host who traps sex perverts in TV stings 'caught cheati Damn dude you got a grudge against this guy, are you sexing a 15 yr old or something ? Its alright you can tell us.

Can barely notice the tape.

Hes probably jacking more than your wallet watching you nut in ya wife. If a ghost blows a load in your room when nobodies there does it leave an ectoplasm stain ?