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BEER AND BALLANTINES

TheMoreYouKnow.jpeg But seriously I was unaware of this. :huh:

I try to only smoke when I got nothing to do but I always end up smoking when theres something I have to do which I then fail to complete :lol: Getting stoned off 1 or 2 cones is the way to go tho for sure, ya save alot of money and it doesnt seem quite so routine.

Yeah I drive after drinking a bit (no blackout status). Its quite the norm round these parts. And it actually isnt illegal here to drink and drive you just cant be over the limit

All cool brah us whiteys have vaults n shit we can hide in. Oh wait no thats RICH whiteys well I guess we are fucked then

nm Oh yeah cornbread is cool too.

Ya this is true.. eventually he will become chilled with you feeding him and cleaning up his shit :lol: My kitty was cool when she was younger but after a year ish she has become somewhat of a bitch who wont let me touch her.. I actually have to chase her down and force her to love me. Sounds like my past relationships actually :o

I quite often will find myself openly eye ballin someone without even really noticing... lost in my own world

Would be hard with a raging boner aimed at your face brah. /yespun

We also have paramedics on bikes here (/no moto) for CBD ish. Fuck man if you were dying youd be hoping the cunts pedal like the devils onto em.

Those pesky coppers and their revenue raising

Ive clicked on fuck knows how many stupid groups/fan pages for Facebook so might as well vote for something useful :P

Step 1 - Dress in council/city cleanup attire (high vis vests etc) Step 2 - Buff wall with your (or others) trashed piece during day Step 3 - ??? Step 4 - Profit ! (come back and paint new extreme graffndance)

IOU man I love the angles on some of your flicks, what kind of camera do you have?? Props given

meh Im not really informed on that whole Woods ish. Shoot me.

lol wut. Ive only caught a couple of stray hits in a few fights.. got palm striked by some massive Lebanese kickboxer when i was 15 several times in a row and that made me see stars for a bit.

They should of grabbed pitchforks and torches and run him off the plane to a smaller derelict plane sitting on a hill where he can eat rats and watch Jerry Springer.

Women dont seem to have as much trouble settling down into something. Guys are always on that distracted gotta conquer all and leave our mark on the world steez Did alot of cabling in old hotels over the last summer which happened to be one of the hottest summers on record... nothing like sizzling bits of your body on metal while trying to solder in some postion the Karma Sutra came up with over two wooden supports during a heatwave

Oh you silly northern hemisphere people and your winter wonderland decembers ;)

Banana Hammocks

Most people I know self medicate with the good ol ganja and maybe a few other trinkets and what not on the reg Nothing wrong with it I guess as long as its not affecting your life in any great way.. nothing wrong with taking breaks as well just to flush the system. Yeah fuck that perscription pill shit.. thats starting to get really big down here. I hear Americans get into that shit like candy

Haha this is me spot on. I usually reset my alarm a good 6-10 times every morning, sometimes in increments of 5 minutes which is really just a waste of time but im pathetic when it comes to getting up. After that then its just coffee (sometimes Irish), eat, smoke, goto work etc

Yeah thats what you got for free clinic shit i guess. Got given some anti-biotics and told to go home and take some paracetemol. That shit doesnt even get rid of my headache I doubt its going to relieve my wounded ball pain.

Its been said but....... Graffati ??? Nice wildstyle bro

A few months ago I had an infected cyst on my ball sack which grew to a decent size over a couple of days before anything could be done about it. After having two old Irish doctors discuss my condition while touching my sack for a good 10minutes they decided to stab me in the nut with a needle and then slice open the cyst to let it bleed out. Needless to say this was uncomfortable BUT as they wouldnt give me painkillers I just got some off my bro and took a few days off work to watch dvds and think un sexy thoughts. Also it smelt like dead animals around that general area for a week or so after. Goodluck with your scrotum homie