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Posts posted by dickski

  1. Cope2 was painting ten throw-ups at the same time on the side of Jeniffer Anniston's mansion in Los Angeles, she was washing her hair and smelt the waft of his spray paint come through the bathroom window.

    She stopped what she was doing and ran down as quickly as possible. But when confronted by the power of the True Legend himself, she found her anger very quickly subsided and she lost all control of her limbs and became powerfully aroused.

    They made love for 5 days straight in a bed of rucksacks.

  2. At my previous job, I found a completely private toilet.


    I knew where the light switch was. Basically the master switch for the whole 4 cubicle / 3 urinal palace,

    and the light was never on but the door was always unlocked, leaving me in utter calm to shit in peace and waste time on my phone.

    It was an exact replica of the main other toilet one floor below, that was used by hundreds of sweaty metal workers, carpenters, painters and dancers (yes dancers - backstage at a theatre) the smell and overall sounds created in the other toilet used to make me gag in the morning.

    One of the carpenter's nasty morning beer shits were legendary, he looked like an obese woman as well.


    So my discovery was a life saver.

  3. just made spicy Chinese cucumber salad.


    Eating it as I type.


    2 large cucumbers

    1 and a half cloves of garlic

    1 birds eye chilli




    fish sauce


    rice vinegar


    deseed and chop cucumber... Dry it out a bit.

    chop 1 clove of garlic and chilli fine, then fry in sesame oil for about 30 seconds (do not burn garlic)

    pour chilli, garlic and leftover oil over cucumbers.

    crush remaining garlic and dump it over cucumber.


    Add s & p, then soy and a tiny drop of fish sauce.


    Chill in fridge for ten minutes.




    Cool and hot at the same time!

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    Oh wow, this is a real blast from the past!:scrambled:


    Used to have one, kind of hated it secretly as I was shit at it.























































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