Pretty sure hammer smashed face is better than a majority of responses you are gunna receive turbo. Besides, name a dude that never wanted to blunt force a woman at least once.
Hammer smashed face.
Then proceed to fuck to your hearts content, posthumously of course.
Who cares really if she is dead sounds like she is a hottie, I mean you resorted to asking an internet forum for fuck help. JUMP ON IT.:D
Sigh, no one has yet to mention ACCEPT. If it wasn't for them a lot of these aforementioned bands would not exist. In fact I am gunna go listen to this right now. Vinyl of course.
Why thankyou Testicular Catastrophe, so here's my contribution
What's the difference between a trunk full of bowling balls and a trunk full of babies?
You can't empty a trunk full of bowling balls out with a pitchfork
I'm tellin you just follow this outline
1.don't spoil him/her
2.make sure he/she knows education is key
3.and that he/she understands a whooping will happen if you fuck up
These 3 things ensure your kid won't be a sore on the underbelly of society like all of us.