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SystemFailure

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  1. Jugzer just stated he was attempting to make it look stupid hence "i was going for the poser punk look"
  2. Dude never has to buy another costume again. And in this slash and grab economy you made the right moves. Jim Cramer is goin nuts
  3. The picture isn't on my post you dork.
  4. Phew, that was a close one we almost didn't give him good advice. But with our powers combined...
  5. Damn beat me to it, put the same exact picture hahaha
  6. The denim vest is all levels of parody awesome.
  7. Pretty sure hammer smashed face is better than a majority of responses you are gunna receive turbo. Besides, name a dude that never wanted to blunt force a woman at least once.
  8. Hammer smashed face. Then proceed to fuck to your hearts content, posthumously of course. Who cares really if she is dead sounds like she is a hottie, I mean you resorted to asking an internet forum for fuck help. JUMP ON IT.:D
  9. Arrows where are the arrows? I mean you can't really expect me to not hyperventilate when there are no arrows. Arrows=Hip Hop especially Mall Hop.
  10. Eh, some say paper wastes weed, never really got into the glass game personally but it is a nice change from straight joints weeks on end.
  11. American History X no doubt.
  12. Sigh, no one has yet to mention ACCEPT. If it wasn't for them a lot of these aforementioned bands would not exist. In fact I am gunna go listen to this right now. Vinyl of course.
  13. It truly is BoatsNHoes It's threads like these that show me the potential in mankind, the beauty of humanity.
  14. Green tea + Honey + Cayenne pepper =Hopefully a cure to this laryngitis
  15. Only All you need is sweet baby rays. Hell I bet that kiddo would be fuckin tasty aswell slathered with the best barbecue sauce on the erf.
  16. Why thankyou Testicular Catastrophe, so here's my contribution What's the difference between a trunk full of bowling balls and a trunk full of babies? You can't empty a trunk full of bowling balls out with a pitchfork
  17. I think this should turn into a thread about how great noodles are compared to babies.
  18. And they don't cry if you throw them at the wall.
  19. The saddest thing is the baby will never get this much attention.
  20. I'm tellin you just follow this outline 1.don't spoil him/her 2.make sure he/she knows education is key 3.and that he/she understands a whooping will happen if you fuck up These 3 things ensure your kid won't be a sore on the underbelly of society like all of us.
  21. True The person below me much prefers to drink milk out of the gallon, specifically skim milk.
  22. Duh Dun tssssss What do ya call a baby who's mother was bulimic? LUNCH
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