armand hammer

yeah, but you probably wont have to worry about that.

Long story short it's 9:57 am I haven't slept and I've just been kicked out of a funeral. I'm looking pretty smart and I have nothing to do. Good morning weatherspoons.

needs to be bigger. teeth hurt cant afford dental care. poorwhitepeopleproblems.jpeg

i have been thinking about getting a pair of new balance, but im also thinking of getting some boots for general purpose shit. no idea where to start as im a long time air max wearer. with the occasional smarter toki, vans chukka etc. also a friend gave me a pair of jordan 3 cements size 10/11 brand new if anybody is interested in a trade for goods or cash.

im looking for a nice pair of white people shoes that dont make me look indie or fiendy

I know of a girl who is about to have a 30 man train ran upon her in the next few days, from what I've heard its been in the making a good few weeks and near enough all of the participants are north london somalians... I'll find out more info when I'm at work.

wow, drue not even close. but weirdly enough it looks like my mates little brother.

yeah that's about it.

Most of us would like to keep our sexual failures to ourselves and I guess some people tell the stories how they wish they went. Now this is a bit of read but it's a little peek into my views on sex and an issue of mine. I may delve into some more experiences of mine later ranging from more bdsm, role play, lesbians, devils three ways, and a few public outings. In all honesty the stories i have posted in here are the truth. I have never had limp dick, pilly willy or whiskey dick. For some reason the fucker is up and ready as soon as i start getting with a girl, im not complaining or bragging here just bear with me talking about my penis, sex life, theres a point to it. ( there will probably be more unintended puns through out) I'm not a sex god. I just watch a lot of porn, read a lot of books and articles and how to's as a young teen and even now in my late teens I still try and absorb every bit of knowledge I can be it about sex or complex theories on the universe and other bullshit. Through trial and very little error I have gained what I consider to be a fairly good idea of how to have the best sex of my life, and to give my partner at the time be it a drunken one night stand or a few months of just sex and company the most intense experience of their life. I don't like half assed sex, its boring. don't be a bitch and eat the pussy like its your last meal, fuck her like the fate of the world depends on it and don't stop till she physically cannot move. Anyway I have an issue being that my dick will not stay down, I can maintain an iron rod for upwards of 8 hours, the first time this happened I had drank a bottle of whiskey and smoked a fair few joints beforehand all of which to my knowledge decrease the sexual drive? could be argued that it increases it but from what I hear most people cant get it up whilst heavily under the influence of these two vices, now even when it has been a quick hour I will be up and ready not 5 minutes later to which most girls always seem shocked, as previously stated I fuck as if it were for an olympic medal and a spaceship. i rarely make sweet jazz love. So i would expect my nuts drained and my dick raw, but nope every time. I have had experiences where I've been asleep (sober) and the next thing I wake up balls deep in the girl I am with, or ill wake up and she is fast asleep beating my dick. I have broken beds and angered neighbours, as a result of my cock not knowing when to quit. These are not re read lines from an erotic novel or a porno i bashed one out to 15 minutes ago, the point of all this is i want to know if anyone else honestly has this issue, I mean I feel as if im a borderline sex addict/nympho as well I am worried about my dick surely it cant be medically safe, as with viagra you are told to see a doctor after four hours of rock cock yet does this apply if its natural?

no sleep tonight, thanks.

jesus ralphy ... that sounds like a good fucking night. i got a mate like that looked about 25 since day, always getting chicks mainly older woman with husbands kids jobs etc or just the usual british uni sluts, guys in a long term relationship and his chick is totally fine with it.

marriage is gay

Re: Travel Log - 2011 - USA where's the fun in that, i didn't even know people used those contraptions.. im going mainly off of the twisted up creased out joints i see in american media/tumblr. maybe I'm just too particular about how shit looks.

I'll buy the vip next payday(26th) i get oontz real estate on the moon right?

niggers.

with a gavel

Re: Travel Log - 2011 - USA in all my days on the internet that is probably the nicest american rolled joint i have ever seen. thank you for taking the time to appreciate the art of rolling a nice clean joint. kir is a fucking inspiration i want to attempt something similar this summer but more along the lines of bumming my way to every festival for the next 8 months here and where ever.

who is this chick i've always wanted to masturbate to videos of her being fucked by more than 2 females.

:lol:

due to most of the work in here being of intergalactic proportions, im a bit hesitant but ive been painting/drawing like this a lot more and some advice or observations or anything you guys can think of would be appreciated.

oh my god

i fucking wish man, i went and put a g's worth of paint on a credit card last year and have nothing but scraps left. i need a commission for that considering it would be a good 40-60 feet long and maybe 20 or so up. But im thinking a few tubs of emulsion and a few cans of black would do..

always fresh sumo. oh shit i did a two pager..

no matter what you do there will always be a korean that can do it better.

is there anyone online that can join some photos for me? props and exchange issued to those who can help me out. and here's one i made earlier. and still no idea what's going on and a rough idea for you azteka ill do a nice clean one later on oh and pirates n shit..