On more than one occasion, I have made it to a spot and had to take a shit......a post coffee hangover shit infused with the prior night's poor decisions and gas station chicken salad sandwiches. A sock or two usually works to wipe and make a clean bum bum, but what if you have athlete's foot? Do you risk the chance of obtaining an irritated rashy butthole?Where the fuck is Mesto and Nake? Where is Pook? Why are people beefin' over legal walls? What's up with all these skinny jeans? How come no one knows that Grand Puba put out an album this year?