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I went shopping with my girl the other day and she couldn't find a single pair of shorts that were really nice, so I bought her two dresses instead. I'm happy with that result

Not KGP, but when I was 17 my boy Joe drunkenly bet I couldn't knock him out HATER. can be heard laughing ignorantly haha

Oh yeh, apparently it wouldn't of been as bad as it was except he attempted to put it out with his hand that he had poured the Everclear into

Yeh, but they're just gross. Still not TPWFs

Girls can't be TPWFs

Yeh. He said he was gunna quit drinking, but that only lasted for like 2 days ha

No, for real, he did. Now, ever since I've known dude (like 6 years or so) he's done retarded things when he's drunk. Jump in the air and land on his face, try to black his own eyes, break his own nose, etc etc, but this one was a tad bit out of control. I wasn't there or I would have stopped him, but apparently while drinking with Manute and HATER. he thought it'd be a good idea to douse his face in Everclear and light it on fire, so he did. Apparently there is a video and a bunch more pictures, but this is the only one I have This is from a day or two afterwards This happened a few weeks ago, but it just now occured to me to make the thread. Since then he's mostly healed up, with just a little red spot left on his face. Fucking moron haha

Dude should have FUCKED this freak up If people take it easy on him it's only gunna mke him think he has a chance

Yup

I fuckin love grilling This thread reminded me I still have a grill chained to the porch at my old crib. If the crackheads haven't gotten it by now I'mma go unlock it and bring it to my sisters new crib since she has a bigass backyard

That's what I'm sayin...whole other world steez haha

HAHA...i've also used the YOUMAD? before, but they don';t even really get why it's so funny/ignorant

You should look her up haha

Laughing when a girl is angry can be fucking deadly haha

Italian and Portugese AND you like short sex? Were you created ina lab to try and e-seduce me? Haha Honestly though, I fucking can't stand linguica and I only ever REALLY enjoy my mom's lasagna. I'm hard to impress in the pasta game, but if you wanna overnight ship some I'm more than down to sample

Asian girls can be hot. Honestlym, I"ve only ever met ONE girl who wasn't asian that liked asian men. She's the hottes black girl i've ever known (ask Some1 bout her haha), so I guess that counts for something, but like I said shes a freak of nature

I loveeee Italian and Portugese girls, especially the mix Back in the day I also used to have a thing for half white/half aian chicks, but as I said they seem to be shitty in bed My ex girl/girl/whatever now is Italian and French. She's crazy, awesome in bed, and hot. I didn't think french would be my thing, but fuck itttt...works this time at the very least

You must not be fuckin with Italian or Portugese girls...fuckin CRAZY

KC Kid as Billy Mays :lol: :lol: I fuckin love Billy Mays, no homo

Honestly I pretty much ONLY like white girls Most white guys have a "thing" for minoritites, but I think because I didn't have any white friends til highschool I have the opposite effect going on

Since you're a girl I highly doubt it And honestly, both half asians I fucked were very sub-par, so I guess men arent' missin out on much either Edit: oner was half Filipino and didn't look it at all, the other was half Japanerse and you could def tell she was asian

I ate at Checkers in Florida a cuple of times, it was confusing with the 2 drive throughs. Apparently my brother (who was living there at the time) used to get all of his people that came to visit all fucked up (no homo) by havin them drive through the wrong sided drive through, so theyd be mad confused when they rolled up to the windowe That post may not have made sense, but I'm maddd fucked up so fuck it

I've fucked 2 half asians...does that mean i've fucked a full asian?

RIP son My girl had an abortion a few months back that I wasn't 100% sure I wanted, so I feel your pain on some level All you can do is try and think that it was for the best, fcuked up as it may sound. You weren't ready