False. I know he's real. Well, the bad santa anyway. I caught him with my step mom a few years back in Macy's dressing room.
The person below me is really hairy. Everywhere.
Probably lactose and tolerant. I know I am for sure. I can't fuck with milk, but these shits are irresistible. If I eat cereal I have eat it with vanilla soy milk. If I fuck with milk I get the worst case of bubble guts graduating to pee butt. ( Pee Butt: When shit is pouring out your ass like it's piss...Diarrhea on steroids. )
Propped Decyferson, and Bruce Leroy.
I tried to prop Porcelain and =Sale=, but it said I have to spread it around more.
I think I propped you two yesterday maybe that is why?
Whatever. I'll prop you two back when it allows me to do so.
A couple weeks ago on Ace of Cakes, they made a subway car and dangling from the end of it was paint cans. Like when people dangle shit from the end of the car right after they get married. Same concept. But then they had some pieces airbrushed onto the subway cake car. Cool concept but the pieces were horrible. I pretty much expected that though. Apparently the dude that runs the Ace of Cakes used to paint. The dude they made the cake for used to paint too. So he thought it would be a good idea to have that for his wedding cake. Just thought I'd through that out there.
Word to that. That asian dude that hosts it pisses me off. He is too serious and a really bad actor. He tries to hard. Everytime I see him I cringe. When he announces the secret ingrident makes me wanna give him a Karate chop to his neck. Shit would be proper if Flava Flav took over. Shit would get real hood real fast in that piece. And instead of Alton Brown commentaring it would be like Bushwick Bill or some other hood mother fucker. Giada De La Rentes and Racheal "Banging Ass" Ray is where it's at on that channel though.