Malin

True. Dragon breath. The person below me eats bagles 2-3 times a week.

True. Only when intoxicated. Then I'm shameless. The person below me still owns and wears a Ecko Unlimited shirt.

False. The person below has cheated on their signifcant other.

Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Ms. Seyer, Hope he pulls through. It'll get better. Prayers are with you guys. - Malin P.S. Fuck Lukemia.

True. The person below me touched their crotch with in the past 3 minutes.

Could not be any more true. The person below me painted a legal wall in the past month.

False. What the fuck? Onions make me cry! The person below me likes German Chocolate Cake.

True. Fuck! Thanks for reminding me. The person below me has had a curable STD before.

Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Malin, Stop debating whether or not to go to Aldofo's for a breakfast burrito. Just get off your ass and go. Or you can just take some Xanax, drink some coffee and shower. Get over it already and go. Your hungry. Just deal with the fact of facing society and interacting with other humans. I'll make you a deal. Take a shower, make sure you scrub that ass real good this time, put on some clean clothes, drink some coffee, Pop a few Xanax, wait for the Xanax to kick in, go get that mouth watering burrito, eat it, come back home immediatly, and clean this fucking pig sty of a shit hole you call a home. Then maybe you can do some drawing and I will stop bugging you about how lazy you are. For fucks sake it's 65 degrees outside. If you accomplish all this in a timley manner, I will think about letting you apply the drawing you'll do to a beautiful virgin boxcar this evening. But that's even a maybe. If you scrubb your ass properly. Love Always, Your Brain. P.S. Your a fucking jerk and I hate you for all those years of drugs you made me expericene with you. Maybe this is why I give you such a hard time.

False. Woke up with a raging semi. The person below me owns a pair of Cloggs.

Ture. Hermit Crabs though. The person below me owns at leats one box set of any given DVD box set.

False. I can't wait to visit there. The person below me is late on at least one credit card bill.

ok I will fucker......

True. The person below has not showered today.

False. The person below me bootlegs movies.

False. The person below me goes hunting.

False. The person below me has smashed a girl in a car and regretted it.

False. Who the fuck does that? The person below me is hungry.

False. The person below me still uses a check book.

True. The person below me thinks Carson Daily is hot to trot.

True. The person below me lives with their parents.

False. The person below me lives in New York.

False. The person below me went to church on Ash Wensday.

True. I'm thinking more along the lines of 15-16 years give or take. The person below me has scribed a window or glass miror in the past 24 hours.

False. The person below me has drank and knows the formula to make "Sizurp"